Slim the racist is Back

slim

War Hero
Well I just received this and I thought it was not only funny, but true.
So as I am going to be called racist and bigot by some of the PC brigade i thought I would put it as the heading:

A beautiful fairy appeared one day to a destitute refugee claimant outside a Maryland immigration office.

'Good man,' the fairy said, 'I've been sent here by President Obama and told to grant you three wishes, since you just arrived in the United States with your wife and three children.'

The man told the fairy. 'Well, where I come from we don't have good teeth, so I want new teeth, maybe a lot of gold in them.'




The fairy looked at the man's almost toothless grin and --

PING ! -- he had a brand new shining set of gold teeth in his mouth!




'What else?' asked the fairy, 'two more to go.'

The refugee claimant now got bolder.






'I need a big house with a three car garage in Annapolis on the water with eight bedrooms for my family and the rest of my relatives who still live in my country. I want to bring them all over here'....

PING ! -- In the distance there could be seen a beautiful mansion with a three car garage, a long driveway, a walkout patio with a BBQ in an upscale neighborhood overlooking the bay.




'One more wish', said the fairy, waving her wand. 'Yes, one more wish.'





'I want to be like an American with American clothes instead of these clothes, and a baseball cap instead of this turban. And I want to have white skin like Americans.'




PING ! -- The man was transformed, wearing worn out jeans, a Baltimore Orioles T-shirt and a baseball cap. He had his bad teeth back and the mansion had disappeared from the horizon.




'What happened to my new teeth?' he wailed. 'Where is my new house?'





(THIS IS GOOD)




The fairy said 'Tough shit, Mac, Now that you are a White American, you have to fend for yourself.'
 

scouse

War Hero
I have known Slim for a long long time :wink: :wink: Fat get YES Racist NO, get of his case PC brigade end of !!! :wink:
 

scouse

War Hero
Jimmy_Green said:
Rumrat said:
scouse said:
I have known Slim for a long long time :wink: :wink: Fat get YES Racist NO, get of his case PC brigade end of !!! :wink:
You sizeist bugger :oops: :oops: :D :D
You homophobic bastard. :lol:
:roll: :roll: Need to get a second opinion Re your last JG, :lol: :lol: where is?? Thingy, Sussex 2 and 42 when you need help!!!!! :) :)
 

jesse

War Hero
Three cheers for Slim and stuff the P.C. mob with a ragmans trumpet blunt end first and no K.Y.
 

stirling2

Banned
Berlusconi ( spelt wrong ) remarked that Obama had a good tan, should Barrack phone him up and say '' Eh-up yer greasy bastard, owz yer bum fer spots ? ''
 

Rumrat

War Hero
stirling said:
Berlusconi ( spelt wrong ) remarked that Obama had a good tan, should Barrack phone him up and say '' Eh-up yer greasy bastard, owz yer bum fer spots ? ''
I cannot say that he should, :wink:

But it wouldn't half be funny if he did 8O :D
 
Slim, I think you'd have done better to have creatively modified this dit for a British audience.
You may have got at least one bite.

edited becoz I can't spill. Twice. (Jeez! Three times! What the Hell am I drinking?)
 

WreckerL

War Hero
Keep it going Slim, I do believe Phil the Greek once said to some English students in China that if they stayed any longer they'd have "slitty eyes", whats good for him is good for me :D
 

NZ_Bootneck

War Hero
Oi, the N word is neither acceptable or nice. Think of all the little Nithers starving in Nitherland. Oh and finish your tea, they'd love those string beans over there.
Slim you made I giggle. Ya honky.
 
scouse said:
Jimmy_Green said:
Rumrat said:
scouse said:
I have known Slim for a long long time :wink: :wink: Fat get YES Racist NO, get of his case PC brigade end of !!! :wink:
You sizeist bugger :oops: :oops: :D :D
You homophobic bastard. :lol:
:roll: :roll: Need to get a second opinion Re your last JG, :lol: :lol: where is?? Thingy, Sussex 2 and 42 when you need help!!!!! :) :)
I'll leap to your defence then Scouse, IMHO you may like to take the p1ss out of us poofters, but I don't believe for one minute there's an ounce of malice there, therefore I would say you are not a homophobe.....
Now I wonder if I'm considered a heterophobe by some...... :lol:
BTW Slim, I liked the joke and I don't think it's racist. :wink:
 

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