Slim and Wrens

witsend

MIA
Book Reviewer
You know this explicit piece of Guzz history how ?
Easy there Liberace, don’t get yourself too excited. Are you White Knighting Norman?

It’s plagiarised from an upcoming book. A fictional biography detailing the dreams and desires of a military and diplomatic fantasist. Who has an obsession with BDSM and homosexuality. Remind you of anyone?

I’d be very surprised if Norm and slim aren’t cammimg each other comparing Rectorotor depth measurements. I think slim might be on the ‘naughty step’ haha
 

witsend

MIA
Book Reviewer
Thinking a Netflix TV series, like a modern day Hornblower. What you think Rub a dub?

Episode 1. The Early years, public school, bullies and sore bums.
Learning Latin the hard way, ‘tangere ac pedum tuorum’.
Episode 2. The Ganges years, under-achievement, bullies and sore bums.
Rub a dub dub, all the seamen in the tub, The Happy Time
Episode 3. The Midshipman years, sea-sickness, bullies and sore bums.
Voyage of Discovery, Rivets are golden, Wind in My Sails, The Hole in the Wall
Episode 4. The Korea trip, open bridge, bullying SRs and a sore bum.
Passed over, Ladyboys, Itchy Jumpers and sent home in disgrace
Episode 5. The intermediate years, will I ever get a medal?
Relearning Latin and the Whitehall connection
Episode 6. The Bikini years, artificial sunshine and red rashes.
The Second Happy Time
Episode 7. The Bitter years, why am I still a two and a half?
Passed over again, Discovering the dark web

Credit also to sonar.
 

SONAR-BENDER

War Hero
Thinking a Netflix TV series, like a modern day Hornblower. What you think Rub a dub?

Episode 1. The Early years, public school, bullies and sore bums.
Learning Latin the hard way, ‘tangere ac pedum tuorum’.
Episode 2. The Ganges years, under-achievement, bullies and sore bums.
Rub a dub dub, all the seamen in the tub, The Happy Time
Episode 3. The Midshipman years, sea-sickness, bullies and sore bums.
Voyage of Discovery, Rivets are golden, Wind in My Sails, The Hole in the Wall
Episode 4. The Korea trip, open bridge, bullying SRs and a sore bum.
Passed over, Ladyboys, Itchy Jumpers and sent home in disgrace
Episode 5. The intermediate years, will I ever get a medal?
Relearning Latin and the Whitehall connection
Episode 6. The Bikini years, artificial sunshine and red rashes.
The Second Happy Time
Episode 7. The Bitter years, why am I still a two and a half?
Passed over again, Discovering the dark web

Credit also to sonar.
I was reading that and thinking 'sounds familiar!!'

Episode 8. The early years of commissioning Abbey Wood as an old 2.5.
Episode 9. The Autumn years, life in the Silver Ferns home for the socially distanced.
 
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