Sleeping with Mishipmen's Girlfriends

[Lingyai]

Not talking bollox, but I'm glad to see that the members of rum ration are almost as cynical and scathing as those on Arrse. If its any consolation he's in the fleet air arm not the real navy.

I can't really get on my high horse though after what I did to your Mum last weekend, she was begging me to come back for more, at least I think so, I couldn't hear her too well as she was gargling something, it sounded a bit like "Ling, if you see my retarded son on your travels tell him to come home, I miss our special relationship"
Anyway, give her my love, but beware you might not recognise her when you go home because I shaved her back............. :twisted:

 

[dondon]

Not talking bollox, but I'm glad to see that the members of rum ration are almost as cynical and scathing as those on Arrse. If its any consolation he's in the fleet air arm not the real navy.

I can't really get on my high horse though after what I did to your Mum last weekend, she was begging me to come back for more, at least I think so, I couldn't hear her too well as she was gargling something, it sounded a bit like "Ling, if you see my retarded son on your travels tell him to come home, I miss our special relationship"
Anyway, give her my love, but beware you might not recognise her when you go home because I shaved her back............. :twisted:

Good one Lingyai , Sounds a right tosser :twisted: :twisted:

 

[RoofRat]

LongReach? Isn't that what you do, when you've had a skin full and are trying to get rid of the surplus?
RoofRat

 

[Squirrel]

Not talking bollox, but I'm glad to see that the members of rum ration are almost as cynical and scathing as those on Arrse. If its any consolation he's in the fleet air arm not the real navy.

I can't really get on my high horse though after what I did to your Mum last weekend, she was begging me to come back for more, at least I think so, I couldn't hear her too well as she was gargling something, it sounded a bit like "Ling, if you see my retarded son on your travels tell him to come home, I miss our special relationship"
Anyway, give her my love, but beware you might not recognise her when you go home because I shaved her back............. :twisted:

quality retort...well done sir

 

[brigham600]

Not talking bollox, but I'm glad to see that the members of rum ration are almost as cynical and scathing as those on Arrse. If its any consolation he's in the fleet air arm not the real navy.

I can't really get on my high horse though after what I did to your Mum last weekend, she was begging me to come back for more, at least I think so, I couldn't hear her too well as she was gargling something, it sounded a bit like "Ling, if you see my retarded son on your travels tell him to come home, I miss our special relationship"
Anyway, give her my love, but beware you might not recognise her when you go home because I shaved her back............. :twisted:

Yeah, I can remember that evening now Ling. It was when we had to shave her back to see the uckers board tattoed on it and you then 8-pieced me whilst we were giving her a good seeing too. If I also remember correctly, 2 of the young stokers with us were busy boundary cooling her from both sides as the action was so hot.

She was game though eh? :lol:

 

[Lingyai]

Not talking bollox, but I'm glad to see that the members of rum ration are almost as cynical and scathing as those on Arrse. If its any consolation he's in the fleet air arm not the real navy.

I can't really get on my high horse though after what I did to your Mum last weekend, she was begging me to come back for more, at least I think so, I couldn't hear her too well as she was gargling something, it sounded a bit like "Ling, if you see my retarded son on your travels tell him to come home, I miss our special relationship"
Anyway, give her my love, but beware you might not recognise her when you go home because I shaved her back............. :twisted:

Yeah, I can remember that evening now Ling. It was when we had to shave her back to see the uckers board tattoed on it and you then 8-pieced me whilst we were giving her a good seeing too. If I also remember correctly, 2 of the young stokers with us were busy boundary cooling her from both sides as the action was so hot.

She was game though eh? :lol:

Indeed she was mate, and after all those years of whoring her ass out round millbay docks she still has the old magic, and two of her original teeth. Shit, I just had a thought, this casts serious doubt on the parentage of our boy, no wonder the father on his birth certificate is listed as "unidentified Leander class frigate"

 

[brigham600]

I thought it actually said...

With thanks to ALL the ships companies of the Leanders based at Guzz.

 

[RoofRat]

Hey don't forget the Ark and Eagle, plus Air groups :lol:
RoofRat

 

[Long_Reach]

Ling you necrophiliac you, never knew dust could hold such an attraction for a man, but then again i always knew matelots were a queer bunch

 

[dunkers]

Ling you necrophiliac you, never knew dust could hold such an attraction for a man, but then again i always knew matelots were a queer bunch

Well there you go mate, you learn something new every day.

 

[terry_rice]

Make sure you muff her out before you go there, just to make sure she is clean!!

 

[Long_Reach]

unlike all other naval and related women she is in fact so clean she only makes the sound 'cl' when her hands come together, and to her VD is a diet of legumes.

 

[mazza_magoo]

unlike all other naval and related women she is in fact so clean she only makes the sound 'cl' when her hands come together, and to her VD is a diet of legumes.

and on her birth certificate where it say's 'fathers name', it says, 'some sailors'...

 

[Long_Reach]

no it says sea men

 

[dondon]

no it says sea men

Yehh Fxxxxxxxxxxg thousands of them :twisted: :twisted:

 

[Lingyai]

Ling you necrophiliac you, never knew dust could hold such an attraction for a man, but then again i always knew matelots were a queer bunch

Any port in a storm shippers, any port in a storm..... :twisted:

 

[terry_rice]

And the Home Fleet!!

 

[dondon]

And the Home Fleet!!

Not forgetting the US Pacific and Atlantic Fleets , and a couple of US Carrier Battle Groups thrown in for good measure , you scum bag Long-Reach, :twisted:

 

[terry_rice]

any more fleets anyone can think of?

 

[dunkers]

any more fleets anyone can think of?

Here you go, a list of the RN's past fleets - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fleets_and_major_commands_of_the_Royal_Navy

so we mustn't forget the East Indies Fleet eh!