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Sleeping with Mishipmen's Girlfriends

SHould OCdts Spread themselves amongst the BRNC WAGs


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Long_Reach said:
Not talking bollox, but I'm glad to see that the members of rum ration are almost as cynical and scathing as those on Arrse. If its any consolation he's in the fleet air arm not the real navy.
I can't really get on my high horse though after what I did to your Mum last weekend, she was begging me to come back for more, at least I think so, I couldn't hear her too well as she was gargling something, it sounded a bit like "Ling, if you see my retarded son on your travels tell him to come home, I miss our special relationship"
Anyway, give her my love, but beware you might not recognise her when you go home because I shaved her back............. :twisted:
 

dondon

MIA
Lingyai said:
Long_Reach said:
Not talking bollox, but I'm glad to see that the members of rum ration are almost as cynical and scathing as those on Arrse. If its any consolation he's in the fleet air arm not the real navy.
I can't really get on my high horse though after what I did to your Mum last weekend, she was begging me to come back for more, at least I think so, I couldn't hear her too well as she was gargling something, it sounded a bit like "Ling, if you see my retarded son on your travels tell him to come home, I miss our special relationship"
Anyway, give her my love, but beware you might not recognise her when you go home because I shaved her back............. :twisted:

Good one Lingyai , Sounds a right tosser :twisted: :twisted:
 

RoofRat

War Hero
LongReach? Isn't that what you do, when you've had a skin full and are trying to get rid of the surplus?
RoofRat
 

Squirrel

Lantern Swinger
Lingyai said:
Long_Reach said:
Not talking bollox, but I'm glad to see that the members of rum ration are almost as cynical and scathing as those on Arrse. If its any consolation he's in the fleet air arm not the real navy.
I can't really get on my high horse though after what I did to your Mum last weekend, she was begging me to come back for more, at least I think so, I couldn't hear her too well as she was gargling something, it sounded a bit like "Ling, if you see my retarded son on your travels tell him to come home, I miss our special relationship"
Anyway, give her my love, but beware you might not recognise her when you go home because I shaved her back............. :twisted:

quality retort...well done sir :p
 

brigham600

War Hero
Lingyai said:
Long_Reach said:
Not talking bollox, but I'm glad to see that the members of rum ration are almost as cynical and scathing as those on Arrse. If its any consolation he's in the fleet air arm not the real navy.
I can't really get on my high horse though after what I did to your Mum last weekend, she was begging me to come back for more, at least I think so, I couldn't hear her too well as she was gargling something, it sounded a bit like "Ling, if you see my retarded son on your travels tell him to come home, I miss our special relationship"
Anyway, give her my love, but beware you might not recognise her when you go home because I shaved her back............. :twisted:

Yeah, I can remember that evening now Ling. It was when we had to shave her back to see the uckers board tattoed on it and you then 8-pieced me whilst we were giving her a good seeing too. If I also remember correctly, 2 of the young stokers with us were busy boundary cooling her from both sides as the action was so hot.

She was game though eh? :lol:
 
brigham600 said:
Lingyai said:
Long_Reach said:
Not talking bollox, but I'm glad to see that the members of rum ration are almost as cynical and scathing as those on Arrse. If its any consolation he's in the fleet air arm not the real navy.
I can't really get on my high horse though after what I did to your Mum last weekend, she was begging me to come back for more, at least I think so, I couldn't hear her too well as she was gargling something, it sounded a bit like "Ling, if you see my retarded son on your travels tell him to come home, I miss our special relationship"
Anyway, give her my love, but beware you might not recognise her when you go home because I shaved her back............. :twisted:

Yeah, I can remember that evening now Ling. It was when we had to shave her back to see the uckers board tattoed on it and you then 8-pieced me whilst we were giving her a good seeing too. If I also remember correctly, 2 of the young stokers with us were busy boundary cooling her from both sides as the action was so hot.

She was game though eh? :lol:
Indeed she was mate, and after all those years of whoring her ass out round millbay docks she still has the old magic, and two of her original teeth. Shit, I just had a thought, this casts serious doubt on the parentage of our boy, no wonder the father on his birth certificate is listed as "unidentified Leander class frigate"
 
Ling you necrophiliac you, never knew dust could hold such an attraction for a man, but then again i always knew matelots were a queer bunch
 

dunkers

War Hero
Long_Reach said:
Ling you necrophiliac you, never knew dust could hold such an attraction for a man, but then again i always knew matelots were a queer bunch
Well there you go mate, you learn something new every day.
 
unlike all other naval and related women she is in fact so clean she only makes the sound 'cl' when her hands come together, and to her VD is a diet of legumes.
 

mazza_magoo

Lantern Swinger
Long_Reach said:
unlike all other naval and related women she is in fact so clean she only makes the sound 'cl' when her hands come together, and to her VD is a diet of legumes.

and on her birth certificate where it say's 'fathers name', it says, 'some sailors'...
 
Long_Reach said:
Ling you necrophiliac you, never knew dust could hold such an attraction for a man, but then again i always knew matelots were a queer bunch
Any port in a storm shippers, any port in a storm..... :twisted:
 

dondon

MIA
terry_rice said:
And the Home Fleet!!

Not forgetting the US Pacific and Atlantic Fleets , and a couple of US Carrier Battle Groups thrown in for good measure , you scum bag Long-Reach, :twisted:
 
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