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Sleep Distractions

navy-ash

Midshipman
hey guys, just a quick question, recently my girlfriend has been waking me up constantly saying i am groaning really loud and constant in my sleep, she is a heavy sleeper so it must be loud as to wake her up,could this prove to be a problem? or does anyone know why i would be doing this all of a sudden? or what might help to stop this. many thanks
 
Trick here is to be very tired before you want to hit the sack,i suggest that you either pork her as she has never been porked before or thrap one of yourself before closing your eyes and dreaming of hairy arsed stockers,hope this helps , :lol:

ps i pesonaly used to dream of them greasy dirty oily submariners from the old diesel boats, :D
 

navy-ash

Midshipman
im just talking about when i start my training at HMS raleigh on the 13th september, the last thing i want is to keep everyone awake by doing this.
 

WreckerL

War Hero
Super Moderator
navy-ash said:
im just talking about when i start my training at HMS raleigh on the 13th september, the last thing i want is to keep everyone awake by doing this.

You'll know you're keeping everyone awake when you wake up in your pit in the middle of the parade ground...been done before :D :D
 

tommo

War Hero
Don't worry about it I snore like a snorey thing. I had boots thrown at me and everything I just carried on sleeping.

When I joined my first ship there were others and they got used to it
 

Taloolah

Banned
Try a glass of wine or, as suggested, a shag. :p

Are you anxious about impending changes ? If so, it could be that and coming out in your dreams if you don't recognise it consciously.... :?:

Your girlfriend might also invest in a good pair of earplugs as well.... :)
 

tommo

War Hero
If you can't afford ear duffs for her, **** in her ears she won't be able to hear much once it dries
 

witsend

MIA
Book Reviewer
Is she not waking you up because she wants a quickie and is too shy to say so? Just tell her next time she wakes you, she better be wet and ready! :wink:
 

X.R.D

War Hero
My missarse to be snores like a fcuking donkey and no mistaking. She's absolutely essence (as you would expect) but fcuk me i dont know whats going on there and the only remedy i've found is to stick my wanger in her mouth!! 8O 8O :D
 

witsend

MIA
Book Reviewer
X.R.D said:
My missarse to be snores like a fcuking donkey and no mistaking. She's absolutely essence (as you would expect) but fcuk me i dont know whats going on there and the only remedy i've found is to stick my wanger in her mouth!! 8O 8O :D

You do know you can buy puncture repair kits and she'll be as quiet as a mouse. :wink:
 

X.R.D

War Hero
:D
witsend said:
X.R.D said:
My missarse to be snores like a fcuking donkey and no mistaking. She's absolutely essence (as you would expect) but fcuk me i dont know whats going on there and the only remedy i've found is to stick my wanger in her mouth!! 8O 8O :D

You do know you can buy puncture repair kits and she'll be as quiet as a mouse. :wink:

Fnarr fnarrr!!! :D
 

wannabeaet

Lantern Swinger
navy-ash said:
im just talking about when i start my training at HMS raleigh on the 13th september, the last thing i want is to keep everyone awake by doing this.
You won't be keeping people awake. You will wake people up once, then you'll be outside.
 

tommo

War Hero
wannabeaet said:
navy-ash said:
im just talking about when i start my training at HMS raleigh on the 13th september, the last thing i want is to keep everyone awake by doing this.
You won't be keeping people awake. You will wake people up once, then you'll be outside.
You been to Raleigh already have you Wannabe?

I snore like a f*cker I didn't end up outside because of it
 

Rumrat

War Hero
tommo said:
wannabeaet said:
navy-ash said:
im just talking about when i start my training at HMS raleigh on the 13th september, the last thing i want is to keep everyone awake by doing this.
You won't be keeping people awake. You will wake people up once, then you'll be outside.
You been to Raleigh already have you Wannabe?

I snore like a f*cker I didn't end up outside because of it

Fcuk sake Tommo stop that frickin snorrin :sleepy2: :sleepy2: its 1145, or you'll be outside, ............... 8O :D in the garden
 

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