Sleep Distractions

#1
hey guys, just a quick question, recently my girlfriend has been waking me up constantly saying i am groaning really loud and constant in my sleep, she is a heavy sleeper so it must be loud as to wake her up,could this prove to be a problem? or does anyone know why i would be doing this all of a sudden? or what might help to stop this. many thanks
 
#3
Trick here is to be very tired before you want to hit the sack,i suggest that you either pork her as she has never been porked before or thrap one of yourself before closing your eyes and dreaming of hairy arsed stockers,hope this helps , :lol:

ps i pesonaly used to dream of them greasy dirty oily submariners from the old diesel boats, :D
 
#4
im just talking about when i start my training at HMS raleigh on the 13th september, the last thing i want is to keep everyone awake by doing this.
 
#5
navy-ash said:
im just talking about when i start my training at HMS raleigh on the 13th september, the last thing i want is to keep everyone awake by doing this.
You'll know you're keeping everyone awake when you wake up in your pit in the middle of the parade ground...been done before :D :D
 
#7
Don't worry about it I snore like a snorey thing. I had boots thrown at me and everything I just carried on sleeping.

When I joined my first ship there were others and they got used to it
 
#9
Try a glass of wine or, as suggested, a shag. :p

Are you anxious about impending changes ? If so, it could be that and coming out in your dreams if you don't recognise it consciously.... :?:

Your girlfriend might also invest in a good pair of earplugs as well.... :)
 

witsend

MIA
Book Reviewer
#11
Is she not waking you up because she wants a quickie and is too shy to say so? Just tell her next time she wakes you, she better be wet and ready! :wink:
 
#12
My missarse to be snores like a fcuking donkey and no mistaking. She's absolutely essence (as you would expect) but fcuk me i dont know whats going on there and the only remedy i've found is to stick my wanger in her mouth!! 8O 8O :D
 

witsend

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#13
X.R.D said:
My missarse to be snores like a fcuking donkey and no mistaking. She's absolutely essence (as you would expect) but fcuk me i dont know whats going on there and the only remedy i've found is to stick my wanger in her mouth!! 8O 8O :D
You do know you can buy puncture repair kits and she'll be as quiet as a mouse. :wink:
 
#14
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witsend said:
X.R.D said:
My missarse to be snores like a fcuking donkey and no mistaking. She's absolutely essence (as you would expect) but fcuk me i dont know whats going on there and the only remedy i've found is to stick my wanger in her mouth!! 8O 8O :D
You do know you can buy puncture repair kits and she'll be as quiet as a mouse. :wink:
Fnarr fnarrr!!! :D
 

wannabeaet

Lantern Swinger
#15
navy-ash said:
im just talking about when i start my training at HMS raleigh on the 13th september, the last thing i want is to keep everyone awake by doing this.
You won't be keeping people awake. You will wake people up once, then you'll be outside.
 
#16
wannabeaet said:
navy-ash said:
im just talking about when i start my training at HMS raleigh on the 13th september, the last thing i want is to keep everyone awake by doing this.
You won't be keeping people awake. You will wake people up once, then you'll be outside.
You been to Raleigh already have you Wannabe?

I snore like a f*cker I didn't end up outside because of it
 
#17
tommo said:
wannabeaet said:
navy-ash said:
im just talking about when i start my training at HMS raleigh on the 13th september, the last thing i want is to keep everyone awake by doing this.
You won't be keeping people awake. You will wake people up once, then you'll be outside.
You been to Raleigh already have you Wannabe?

I snore like a f*cker I didn't end up outside because of it
Fcuk sake Tommo stop that frickin snorrin :sleepy2: :sleepy2: its 1145, or you'll be outside, ............... 8O :D in the garden
 
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