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WindyMiller said:
Hi All

Here is some silliness from a guy who used to be in the US Army Pysops division. Unusal in the fact that he's american with a great grasp of irony!

Check it out here:http://www.skippyslist.com/skippylist.html

made me chuckle when I read it - I'm sure you guys could come up with something similar for the RN :eek:
Well all I can say thank feck I was not born American is that is the sense of humour found on that side of the Pond.

Nutty
 
Sorry mate, we must have different sense of humour, I thought that was crap. Now if you want to talk Gary Glitter jokes???? :evil:
 

sgtpepperband

War Hero
Book Reviewer
Lingyai said:
Sorry mate, we must have different sense of humour, I thought that was crap. Now if you want to talk Gary Glitter jokes???? :evil:
Me too... by the way, when you say 'Gary Glitter' are you referring to the convicted paedophile or are you using the vernacular for "shitter"?

:???: :lol:
 
Most definitely the paedo but I am sure rusty bullet hole jokes are just as funny, or you could combine the two...
Why did gary glitter cross the road?
Cos his dick was stuck in the vietnamese girl carrying the chicken....
I thank you
 

sgtpepperband

War Hero
Book Reviewer
Apparently GG's missus is leaving him. When he asked her why, she said: "Because you're a paedophile". He replied: "Oooh, THAT'S a big word for a 12 year-old!"
 
Have you heard? Gary Glitter has pulled out of Children In Need... :evil:

Gary Glitter and his girlfriend are in Blockbuster to hire a video
for the evening. Mr. Glitter's girlfriend asks him what he wants to watch.
he says
"How about we get Aladdin ?". His girlfriend says........
"Can't we just get a video, you're in enough trouble already."
 
Ok Ok, for those not liking the list heres om GG jokes!

Gary Glitter announced from his cell today that after he has
served his time he and his family will be jetting off to Florida, USA to start
afresh...
He Said "As soon as I get out, I am going to Tampa with the kids"

Q. What sparkles like a diamond and is small enough to fit in a
schoolgirl's ring?
A. Gary Glitter

Gary Glitter and his girlfriend are in Blockbuster to hire a video
for the evening. Mr. Glitter's girlfriend asks him what he wants to watch.
he says
"How about we get Aladdin ?". His girlfriend says........
"Can't we just get a video, you're in enough trouble already."

Gary Glitter was on a ship with 100 boy scouts and 100 girl guides
when it hit an iceberg and started to sink. The captain announced "We're
sinking!
Everyone abandon ship!"
Gary Glitter asked, "What about the children?"
The captain replied, "Fuck the children!"
Gary Glitter looked around eagerly and said "Do we have time?"

What's the difference between greyhound racing and Gary Glitter?
The greyhounds wait for the hare.

What is the worst thing about being Gary Glitter?
You have to go to bed before 7.00

How do you know when it is bedtime at the Glitter residence?
When the big hand touches the small hand

Have you heard about Gary Glitter's New Book?
It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing

A young boy and Gary Glitter are out at night, walking towards the
forest.
The boy says, "It's dark! I don't like it! I'm scared!"
Gary Glitter says, "You're scared! I've got to walk back out of
here on my own!"

Gary Glitter is sitting in his living room surfing the internet on
his laptop. All of a sudden, the door of the apartment whips open and
his girlfriend storms through.
She screams, "You fucking asshole!" and she heads into the bedroom.
Stunned, Gary flips off the computer and walks toward the bedroom,
wondering, "Now what have I done?"
Inside the bedroom he finds the girl furiously packing a suitcase.
He asks her what's up. She responds with a hiss, "My therapist
says that I should leave you and that you're a paedophile!"
Gary responds, "Wow, you're pretty smart for an 8 year old."

Have you heard? Gary Glitter has pulled out of Children In Need...

enjoy... :shock:
 
WindyMiller said:
Nutty said:
Well all I can say thank feck I was not born American is that is the sense of humour found on that side of the Pond.

Nutty
Oh come on it was funny admit it!!

:eek:
Windy about as funny as a abscess up the arse, sorry mate

Nutty
 
WindyMiller said:
Hi All

Here is some silliness from a guy who used to be in the US Army Pysops division. Unusal in the fact that he's american with a great grasp of irony!

Check it out here:http://www.skippyslist.com/skippylist.html

made me chuckle when I read it - I'm sure you guys could come up with something similar for the RN :eek:
Erm... :roll: Seems a bit odd to me. I wouldn't describe it as funny, not for me anyway, rather I would say the author was humourously challenged: trying to render a rubber duck into a chicken. :???:
 

sgtpepperband

War Hero
Book Reviewer
Lingyai said:
Have you heard? Gary Glitter has pulled out of Children In Need... :evil:

Gary Glitter and his girlfriend are in Blockbuster to hire a video
for the evening. Mr. Glitter's girlfriend asks him what he wants to watch.
he says
"How about we get Aladdin ?". His girlfriend says........
"Can't we just get a video, you're in enough trouble already."
...entered 'Young Musician of the Year'?!

:twisted:
 
sgtpepperband said:
Lingyai said:
Have you heard? Gary Glitter has pulled out of Children In Need... :evil:

Gary Glitter and his girlfriend are in Blockbuster to hire a video
for the evening. Mr. Glitter's girlfriend asks him what he wants to watch.
he says
"How about we get Aladdin ?". His girlfriend says........
"Can't we just get a video, you're in enough trouble already."
...entered 'Young Musician of the Year'?!

:twisted:
LOL!! Nice one sgtpepper!!

Just goes to show we all have our own ideas on what's funny - hope a few enjoyed it!

WM
 

sgtpepperband

War Hero
Book Reviewer
Nutty said:
Well all I can say thank feck I was not born American is that is the sense of humour found on that side of the Pond.

Nutty
There's only two kinds of people I hate - xenophobes and Yanks! :wink:
 

Shakey

War Hero
Weird isn't it? Years ago 'Up the Gary Glitter' was well known rhyming slang for anal sex.

And then when he got done for kiddie porn and sex with kids it turns out he'd been doing that young girl up the arse.

I've got a point to make here somewhere, I just don't know what it is. :???:

Incidentally, he's a very twisted evil man. Anyone who keeps phots of infants with clothes pegs on their genitals, well, words fail me.
 

sgtpepperband

War Hero
Book Reviewer
Shakey said:
Weird isn't it? Years ago 'Up the Gary Glitter' was well known rhyming slang for anal sex.

And then when he got done for kiddie porn and sex with kids it turns out he'd been doing that young girl up the arse.

I've got a point to make here somewhere, I just don't know what it is. :???:

Incidentally, he's a very twisted evil man. Anyone who keeps phots of infants with clothes pegs on their genitals, well, words fail me.
ALL sex is degrading... if it's done properly! :twisted: :wink:
 
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