Skip Jack Fannys on Mermaids

#2
funkycook62 said:
Am i being dopey ? or do Mermaids Chuffs " Smell of Fish ?
Right now listen funks, sit down and listen carefully because uncle ratty needs to tell you a few facts now you are a big boy.
Mummy/Daddy are the toothfairies, Daddy is usually Father christmas, and Mermaids, well to put it as painlessly as possible,......................
..................Don't fcukin exist. 8O :roll: :cry: :twisted:

Sorry :( :?
 
#4
Rumrat said:
funkycook62 said:
Am i being dopey ? or do Mermaids Chuffs " Smell of Fish ?
Right now listen funks, sit down and listen carefully because uncle ratty needs to tell you a few facts now you are a big boy.
Mummy/Daddy are the toothfairies, Daddy is usually Father christmas, and Mermaids, well to put it as painlessly as possible,......................
..................Don't fcukin exist. 8O :roll: :cry: :twisted:

Sorry :( :?
Well, 'Splash' wasn't fiction was it? In colour that fcuker!!
 
#6
sussex2 said:
The question before us is 'Where is the clitoris'? -
Yes, where do they get that Hake in their parts? cod it be ia a funny plaice, and if so how do they have a whale of a time. :roll: 8O :D
 
#7
Alfacharlie said:
Rumrat said:
funkycook62 said:
Am i being dopey ? or do Mermaids Chuffs " Smell of Fish ?
Right now listen funks, sit down and listen carefully because uncle ratty needs to tell you a few facts now you are a big boy.
Mummy/Daddy are the toothfairies, Daddy is usually Father christmas, and Mermaids, well to put it as painlessly as possible,......................
..................Don't fcukin exist. 8O :roll: :cry: :twisted:

Sorry :( :?
Well, 'Splash' wasn't fiction was it? In colour that fcuker!!
As all good sailors know, although things in colour are generally perceived to be true, this is only so if the credits include Walt Disney or "Good old Fred Quimby"
In recent years I believe there has been a lobby to include Hanna Barbra
 
#8
Rumrat said:
Alfacharlie said:
Rumrat said:
funkycook62 said:
Am i being dopey ? or do Mermaids Chuffs " Smell of Fish ?
Right now listen funks, sit down and listen carefully because uncle ratty needs to tell you a few facts now you are a big boy.
Mummy/Daddy are the toothfairies, Daddy is usually Father christmas, and Mermaids, well to put it as painlessly as possible,......................
..................Don't fcukin exist. 8O :roll: :cry: :twisted:

Sorry :( :?
Well, 'Splash' wasn't fiction was it? In colour that fcuker!!
As all good sailors know, although things in colour are generally perceived to be true, this is only so if the credits include Walt Disney or "Good old Fred Quimby"
In recent years I believe there has been a lobby to include Hanna Barbra
I agree. That bunny off the 'caramel chocolate bar' advert was in colour, and I would of fcuked her all over!!
 
#12
WreckerL said:
seenoffteefcuk said:
mermaids dont have a clit there always wet so no need to bother with it
So the clits there to initiate pre-wetting, always wondered what it was for
You barsteward, I was just about to say as useful as pre wetting on a submarine :evil: :x :? :D
 
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