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Skin Graft


Subject: Skin Graft

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's face was
severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft
any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered
to donate some of her own skin.

However, the only skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable
would have to come from her buttocks.

The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where
the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their
After all, this was a very delicate matter. After the surgery was
completed, everyone was astounded at the man's new face. He looked more
handsome than he ever had before!

All his friends and relatives just went on and on about his youthful

One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome with
emotion at her sacrifice.

He said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for
How can I possibly repay you".

"My darling," she replied, "I get all the thanks I need every time I
see your mother kiss you on your cheek!"
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