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single lad goes shopping

taffscrivs

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A single lad goes to the supermarket checkout and unloads his basket onto the conveyor. He's bought one tin of beans, a small loaf of bread, two apples, two bananas, and a packet of biscuits. the checkout girl says "I'll bet you're single". Lad replies "Can you tell that from my shopping?" Girl says "No it's because you're an ugly ******!".
 
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