Simple truths

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    SIMPLE TRUTH #1



    Lovers help each other undress before sex.



    However after sex, they always dress on their own.



    Moral of the story: In life, no one helps you once you're screwed.



    SIMPLE TRUTH #2



    When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach and say, "Congrats".



    But, none of them come and touch the man's penis and say, "Good job".



    Moral of the story: "Hard work is never appreciated."



    THE FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE



    1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than on a bicycle.



    2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the ass-hole's name.



    3. If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.



    4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.



    5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk.



    AND A BONUS RULE:

    Condoms do not guarantee safe sex; a friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband!



    "Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government
    take care of him had better take a closer look at the American Indian."

    Henry Ford













     

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