Simple sailor, any other kind?

finknottle

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wet_blobby said:
Finkys ahead of his time, He's resented us English fcukwits since king James VI became james the first. I resent paying tax for arrseholes like him. he may well turn around and say...."my boys a marine"...well buga fcuking loo, so was I you arrogant, sponging cnut.

People like finknottle make me want to abandon scotland to the irish.
I can always rely on you W-B to give me a laugh and yes 'abandoned' to the Irish might not a bad plan me thinks as at least we would be Celts together and not be involved with the bastard English race of Angles Saxons and Jutes or to simplify matters Germans.

You really need to ditch that I hate Jocks chip on the shoulder you are lugging around it must be painful.


=)
 

finknottle

Banned
onions said:
In mine it says,

"Her Britannic Majesty's Secretary of State, requests and requires,
in the name of Her Majesty, all those whom it may concern to allow the bearer to pass freely without let or hinderance, and to afford the bearer such assistance and protection as may be necessary."

Semper Strenuissima
Strange that's exactly what mine says.
 

wet_blobby

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I dont hate Scots, infact I rather enjoy going to Scotland. I just cant be arrsed with spongeing, wingeing fucktards.
 

penrecon

Lantern Swinger
[quote="NoFaultFound" In my humble opinion the most oppressed nation in the world[/quote]

I think this is something of an overstatement - there are other nations that are far more oppressed than England - two that spring to mind are Burma and Zimbabwe!
 

finknottle

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wet_blobby said:
Burma and Zimbabwe don't have to pay for finknotte. :fart:
Not yet but hope springs eternal.

Strange, I always thought one would be mighty proud to have been a Royal Marine or have associations with the Corps who are in all probability the finest soldiers in the world consequently I found your remarks most puzzling but as they say up north, 'Thars nowt as queer as folk'.
 

wet_blobby

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What puzzles me is for a bloke that reckons he's an ex matelot and has a son who is a stripey in 45 things arn't stacking up.

Your son, the stripey, about 30 ish I would guess, born in Taunton, Musgrove park hospital..am I correct? That would make you 50 -60 ish...why the fcuk was a matelot and his missus be in Taunton circa 1975? there is only one venue you could have been seconded to but being the inward looking fcuker I reckon you are, you haven't worked there.

Me thinks you spout bollocks.
 

skimmer

Lantern Swinger
wet_blobby said:
I dont hate Scots, infact I rather enjoy going to Scotland. I just cant be arrsed with spongeing, wingeing fucktards.
Better get used to it WB,saw in the paper another 500,000 + immigrants last year in Uk (legal). Going to be a lot of whinging going on in the next few years.
 

skimmer

Lantern Swinger
NoFaultFound said:
Blobs I'm a Jock living in England but mate I'm with you, why should my nephews and neices get a better start in life than my boy just because he was born in Somerset. And what I mean is free Univerity places for the sweaties and not for the poor english. And that does read right "The poor English" In my humble opinion the most oppressed nation in the world.
I am Scottish born and proud but I live in England and am equally proud of my adopted country.
That's what devolution means,we chose to use our share of the pot to give the kids a good education,the English have chosen to use their share to provide a ranting Egyptian Mullah/terrorist convict with two free houses,free support for his two wives & families.They even gave him a brand new people mover FFS!!!!Which parliament do you think has made the better choice?
You may not agree with Finknottle but just because he's a republican don't denigrate Scotland & Scots in general,there are plenty of republicans in England,Oliver Cromwell ring a bell? and there are plenty of Unionists/Royalists from Scotland,I'm one.
 

wet_blobby

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The jockroaches have lots of extra money in the pot supplied by us English, 11 billion pounds extra I belive.

We pay so you lot can get free education, prescriptions etc, why Should I pay for a jock childs schooling ahead of my own kids?

The sooner we get rid of our parasitic cousin and her politicians the better, Alex salmon would get my vote everytime.

The choice skimmer reckons we have......parliment is stuff full of jocks mate...you reckon the English can get a word in edgeways?
 

skimmer

Lantern Swinger
wet_blobby said:
The jockroaches have lots of extra money in the pot supplied by us English, 11 billion pounds extra I belive.

We pay so you lot can get free education, prescriptions etc, why Should I pay for a jock childs schooling ahead of my own kids?

The sooner we get rid of our parasitic cousin and her politicians the better, Alex salmon would get my vote everytime.

The choice skimmer reckons we have......parliment is stuff full of jocks mate...you reckon the English can get a word in edgeways?

You said earlier that your' fed up listing to whinging spongers.I'm sick of listening to you ungrateful.short memory english .If what you say is correct,why did it take you 300 years to work it out,are you all so thick? You've been happy taking the excise duty on our Whisky & then giving us a portion back.Whisky duty earns nearly as much as oil,it's been here longer & will be here when oil runs out.Lets not even talk about the oil. When I was in I was paying poll tax when the english guy in the bunk below wasn't,didn't here you lot squealing about the unfairness of that. When London council spends loads on a gay parade & Bolton council pays for more teachers what's the difference .It's the elected councillors who choose their priorities. How the **** do you work out your' paying for any Scottish kids education, is it only the English who are taxed? If your' not ******* happy be more careful about who you vote for or you could always relocate to Scotland,many of you have,especially in the last decade making the housing unaffordable for the locals hence we need more public housing & more funds.
The Queen is half Scottish but you don't seem to mind giving her a whack of cash.We've given our fair share in blood & toil for this union over the centuries,I think we're more desrving than a load of mad Mullahs who give nothing but take plenty.
 

wet_blobby

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Wow, you paid poll tax a whole year before I did, Yes I had to pay it also, whether sat in my barrack room or in a muddy hole. Dont make me laugh about oil and whiskey, you get given far more than you put in. The union is dead, it died when labour introduced devolution, the funny thing is that decision is turning round and biting them on the arrse, the labour majority is 69, hhmm, how many welsh and scottish MP's have labour got...69.

Fcuk Scotland, think off all those wonderful defence jobs the SW of England would get when we rid ourselves of you parasites.

The Queens half jock....so's the fcuking cabinet.

Vote SNP, you know it makes sense.
 
beltfedwombat said:
The Government appointed Alan West as one of the four GOATS (Government Of All Talents), the idea being that they would benefit the country with their specialist knowledge/experience and perhaps restore some public faith in the political process. Having made such a public and humiliating U-turn in the space of less than one hour, West simply reinforces what we already know about the political process and this government in particular. So, as Nick Robinson pointed out on the Today programme this morning, 'When Goats become sheep, what's the point in having them?'
GOONS Government of no Substance especially the, now, very well-off Admiral
 

finknottle

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wet_blobby said:
What puzzles me is for a bloke that reckons he's an ex matelot and has a son who is a stripey in 45 things arn't stacking up.

Your son, the stripey, about 30 ish I would guess, born in Taunton, Musgrove park hospital..am I correct? That would make you 50 -60 ish...why the fcuk was a matelot and his missus be in Taunton circa 1975? there is only one venue you could have been seconded to but being the inward looking fcuker I reckon you are, you haven't worked there.

Me thinks you spout bollocks.
Oh dear wet_blobby I am cut to the quick you doubting Thomas you. Inward looking you call me yet there you are spouting vitriol against us Scots yet saying you love going to the land of oatcakes and whisky and when you were serving you had good oppos who were lucky enough to have been born there, now where have we heard that before? 'I am not racist I have good friends who are from ..........................'. =)

As for you comments about things not stacking up I was never seconded anywhere, drafted yes. If my English geography is still up to scratch HMS Heron is not far from Taunton, not that I was a Wafoo, spit. As for the year you were pretty close it was in fact 20-07-1974.

I can see the tack you have taken, after my mild and I have to say good-humoured rebuke you decided that the best form of defence was attack. =)
 

skimmer

Lantern Swinger
Wet Blobby,
*********,jockroaches, whinging spongers too name a few of the derogatory terms you've used against your' ex or serving collegues,I've only called you english;is that offensive?.Be careful you don't use the N word; the PC mob will be down on you like a ton of bricks! Oh,of course,it doesn't matter,we're classed as BRITISH NATIVES therefore we don't count. FYI James VI & I only unified the crowns, we were separate nations for another 108 years with different parliaments,different countries & this debate was as heavily contested then as now on both sides. You made the deal,a part of which, we retain the right to set our own agenda ref: Education,Law & Finance.& if you can't see why it costs more per head for a road,school,railway etc in a sparcely populated country as opposed to say Birmingham then obviously you didn't understand what you spent years trying to take by force.
 

sulzer

Lantern Swinger
"Oh Lord above send down a dove
With wings as sharp as razors
To cut the throats of those
who rob us simple sailors."
 

IDOITDEEPER

War Hero
Oh Lord above send down a dove
With wings as sharp as razors
To cut the throats of those
who rob us simple sailors

Actually the last line should read " of those that sell bad beer to sailors"
 

sgtpepperband

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I am a huge follower of a band called Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine, who were popular in the 90s with hits like "Sheriff Fatman" and "After the Waterhed". Despite their image, their song lyrics were often profound and critical of many unpopular subjects (poverty, war, underage sex, etc.). Some of the comments on this thread reminded me of a song they wrote called:

Carter USM said:
"I Blame The Government"

I blame the government
For making me this way
Bitter and twisted and crap
Bored psychopathic
At the end of the day
I blame the government for that
Poor education, death on the roads
The writing that’s not on the wall
The war in The Balkans
The war in The Falklands
It’s not like The Waltons at all

I’m the judge and the jury
Prosecution and defence
I’m the wife, the friend
The twelve angry men
And I blame them

For the child that’s abandoned
The decline in standards
Cruelty to animals and yes,
There’s no enjoyment
In mass unemployment
Ulcers,starvation and death

Under achievers
Taken by the receivers
The school leavers left on the shelf
Robbery with violence
With torture and silence
Small print, the pop charts
And everything else

I’m the judge and the jury
Prosecution and defence
I’m the wife, the friend
The twelve angry men
And I blame them

If I had the wings of a sparrow
If I had the arse of a crow
I’d fly over Whitehall tomorrow
And **** on the bastards below

It’s ugly and crude and I’m sorry
I just want you to leave me alone
You’re selling us all down The Swannee
I’m tired and I want to go home

As we disappear into the distance
The sinking ship leaving the rats
For making me bitter and twisted
I blame the government for that
 

wet_blobby

War Hero
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I seem to have annoyed our northern brethren about as much as I'm annoyed about paying for them........ :bball:

Finky, I'd discounted Heron as Yeovil has a very large hospital. :scratch:
 

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