SILLY GIRL!

Discussion in 'Diamond Lil's' started by Deeps, Feb 20, 2007.

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  1. What a loser, I hate druggies', they are pond life.
     
  2. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    ...yeah, but... you WOULD do her though, wouldn't you?! :wink:
     
  3. Hell no. Definitely a five to two-er.
     
  4. What a nice gun!

    Gas mask usage for shite!

    Reminds me of the septics in NAM smoking through a pump action riot gun. More knob heads!!
     
  5. Sorry, does nowt for me, she looks like a cross between Prince Charles and a Spaniel!! And an alleged druggie too. :shock:
     
  6. "Brave Blonde"???? She's a GINGER!!!
     
  7. silverfox

    silverfox War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    give me a few more weeks out here...... she'll be essence
     

  8. Now steady SF, go grab yourself a camel... :grin:
     
  9. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Heh, it's not what's on deck but what's in the cable locker that matters! And if she is a druggie, then imagine how frisky she'd be in cold turkey? :twisted:
     
  10. Rusty top, stinks of Fox p**s! etc etc
     
  11. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Hmm, maybe if we gave her a 'Britney' haircut... :twisted:
     
  12. And do something with those lips....no, ..don't answer that! :roll: :roll:
     
  13. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    GGggrrr... trying... hard.... not... to... respond... :mad:
     
  14. Id defo do her with no top on her mop!
     
  15. Went out with a red head once........no hair, just a red head!!!!!! :wink: :grin:
     
  16. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    The thought of GWARs is stirring all those feelings about Fergie from a couple of weeks ago... :twisted:
     
  17. On the subject of girls.........
    Female Geography

    - Between 18 and 20, a woman is like Afrca : wild, naturally beautiful and full of mysterious, fertile deltas.
    - Between 21 and 30 ans, a woman is like America : well-developed and open for trade, especially for those with stacks of money.
    - Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India : sensual, relaxed, in full bloom, aware of her beauty.
    - Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France : deliciously mature, still a pleasant destination to visit.
    - Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Yugoslavia : a lost war, haunted by the mistakes of the past. Major reconstruction work is the only answer.
    - Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Russia : vast, with undefined frontier. The cold climate puts off any potential visitors.
    - Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia : a glorious past, great conquests, but without a future.
    - After 70, a woman is like Afghanistan : many know its whereabouts, but no-one dares to venture there…

    MALE GEOGRAPHY

    - Between 15 and 70, a man is like the USA

    ruled by a dick…
     
  18. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Nah, any woman between 18-100 is like India. Hot, exotic, but mysterious... and very well-explored! :shock:
     
  19. get rid of the junkies dont want them, dont need them
     

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