SILLY GIRL!

sgtpepperband

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#10
Stripey_G said:
Sorry, does nowt for me, she looks like a cross between Prince Charles and a Spaniel!! And an alleged druggie too. :shock:
Heh, it's not what's on deck but what's in the cable locker that matters! And if she is a druggie, then imagine how frisky she'd be in cold turkey? :twisted:
 
#18
On the subject of girls.........
Female Geography

- Between 18 and 20, a woman is like Afrca : wild, naturally beautiful and full of mysterious, fertile deltas.
- Between 21 and 30 ans, a woman is like America : well-developed and open for trade, especially for those with stacks of money.
- Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India : sensual, relaxed, in full bloom, aware of her beauty.
- Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France : deliciously mature, still a pleasant destination to visit.
- Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Yugoslavia : a lost war, haunted by the mistakes of the past. Major reconstruction work is the only answer.
- Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Russia : vast, with undefined frontier. The cold climate puts off any potential visitors.
- Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia : a glorious past, great conquests, but without a future.
- After 70, a woman is like Afghanistan : many know its whereabouts, but no-one dares to venture there…

MALE GEOGRAPHY

- Between 15 and 70, a man is like the USA

ruled by a dick…
 

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