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Sick on Shore (in an all inclusive).

BillyNoMates

War Hero
Get well soon Billy.


One week Turkey All Inclusive from Heathrow this Thursday £280 (repeat) £280 per person.
I am suddenly very ill in fact virtually at deaths door. And I will still have 264 hours of proper
leave to waste.
7 days self certificated don't even cover a decent stint in a caravan just outside Redruth.
 

BillyNoMates

War Hero
The ones he brought back last year haven't moved out yet.

Single glazed. Hot/Cold running walls. Holes in roof for air conditioning.
Master bedroom en-suite (large plastic bucket). Ideal first time rental.
Sleeps 28. Nice carpet in the garden area for outside entertaining.
This lovely property is fully insulated with a thick carpet of hairy
black mould so heating costs are minimal.
As seen on Google Earth (via Thermal Imaging).
£100 per week, per person. No pets - rats are included.
Apply B.N.M. c/o NavyNet.



(Please note: The "outside toilet" is actually an ash tray for the use of heavy
smokers from Albania, Romania and other countries where tabs are cheap.
Only requires emptying every 12 months)
 
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