Sick on Shore (in an all inclusive).

[BillyNoMates]

All civvies (me included) start badgering your GP's to get this made official.
I am in TOTAL agreement that we need far longer to recover at our time
of life than you normal healthy people.

http://www.itv.com/news/2016-06-22/medics-extend-doctor-sick-note-requirement-to-14-days/

We could stop booking leave and fighting over the good slots, and just smeg off whenever the
hell we wanted to.

START A PETITION....NOW!

 

[witsend]

Get well soon Billy.

 

[BillyNoMates]

Get well soon Billy.

One week Turkey All Inclusive from Heathrow this Thursday £280 (repeat) £280 per person.
I am suddenly very ill in fact virtually at deaths door. And I will still have 264 hours of proper
leave to waste.
7 days self certificated don't even cover a decent stint in a caravan just outside Redruth.

 

[SONAR-BENDER]

Will you be bringing lots of your new Turkish 'friends' back from holiday to stay in your shed Billy?

 

[fishhead]

Will you be bringing lots of your new Turkish 'friends' back from holiday to stay in your shed Billy?

The ones he brought back last year haven't moved out yet.

 

[BillyNoMates]

The ones he brought back last year haven't moved out yet.

Single glazed. Hot/Cold running walls. Holes in roof for air conditioning.
Master bedroom en-suite (large plastic bucket). Ideal first time rental.
Sleeps 28. Nice carpet in the garden area for outside entertaining.
This lovely property is fully insulated with a thick carpet of hairy
black mould so heating costs are minimal.
As seen on Google Earth (via Thermal Imaging).
£100 per week, per person. No pets - rats are included.
Apply B.N.M. c/o NavyNet.

(Please note: The "outside toilet" is actually an ash tray for the use of heavy
smokers from Albania, Romania and other countries where tabs are cheap.
Only requires emptying every 12 months)