Sick on Shore (in an all inclusive).

All civvies (me included) start badgering your GP's to get this made official.
I am in TOTAL agreement that we need far longer to recover at our time
of life than you normal healthy people.

http://www.itv.com/news/2016-06-22/medics-extend-doctor-sick-note-requirement-to-14-days/

We could stop booking leave and fighting over the good slots, and just smeg off whenever the
hell we wanted to.

START A PETITION....NOW!

 

Get well soon Billy.

 

One week Turkey All Inclusive from Heathrow this Thursday £280 (repeat) £280 per person.
I am suddenly very ill in fact virtually at deaths door. And I will still have 264 hours of proper
leave to waste.
7 days self certificated don't even cover a decent stint in a caravan just outside Redruth.

 

Will you be bringing lots of your new Turkish 'friends' back from holiday to stay in your shed Billy?

 

The ones he brought back last year haven't moved out yet.

 

Single glazed. Hot/Cold running walls. Holes in roof for air conditioning.
Master bedroom en-suite (large plastic bucket). Ideal first time rental.
Sleeps 28. Nice carpet in the garden area for outside entertaining.
This lovely property is fully insulated with a thick carpet of hairy
black mould so heating costs are minimal.
As seen on Google Earth (via Thermal Imaging).
£100 per week, per person. No pets - rats are included.
Apply B.N.M. c/o NavyNet.



(Please note: The "outside toilet" is actually an ash tray for the use of heavy
smokers from Albania, Romania and other countries where tabs are cheap.
Only requires emptying every 12 months)