sgtpepperband said:icantfly said:Nails said:In fainress I sometimes get my mrs to stick her finger up my bum when I'm shagging her. And the other night she stuck a biro up it because she didn't want pooey fingers cos there was no facilities to wash her hands. But i'd never go thicker than a biro or finger. And i'd only do it with a woman. Two men sticking stuff up their bums is definately gay.
Any chance of a phot of your missus.. sounds like a right slapper :!:
He can't! She's imaginary! (Well, actually she is real, but he just thinks that she's his girlfriend...) :wink:
Oh! You mean Kerry Katona!!