Sick Bay

The_Caretaker

War Hero
I had to report sick last Tuesday. The Medical Officer says "what's the matter then?".

"I have this terrible headache and keep thinking that I am a wigwam and a teepee" I said.

"Ah yes I know the problem" he replied ............... "you're two tents".
 
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