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Should We Claim Back The USA?

RoofRat

War Hero
Erm,,,,, how can you take something back that didn't belong to us in the first place?
Anybody remember the Native Americans? Mohawks, Mandan, Apache,Sioux,Cherokee,Iroquois nations? :oops:
Besides given the Choice, I'd rather be allied with the Yanks (politically) than the, so called European Allies! Or better still lets go back to the Commonwealth as it was before being conned by Grocer Heath.
RoofRat
 
RoofRat said:
Erm,,,,, how can you take something back that didn't belong to us in the first place?
Anybody remember the Native Americans? Mohawks, Mandan, Apache,Sioux,Cherokee,Iroquois nations? :oops:
Besides given the Choice, I'd rather be allied with the Yanks (politically) than the, so called European Allies! Or better still lets go back to the Commonwealth as it was before being conned by Grocer Heath.
RoofRat

Roof Rat

At what point do you think we should stop to redraw the State Borders. Shall all the Middle East be returned to Turkey, Gib to the Spanish, Falkland to the Argies, Australia to the pre Captain Cook, occupants, Poland to Germany or the Prussians.

Do you think Cleese was preaching policy, perhaps you are a Yank and have still failed to grasp Irony. Of your brains have been scrambled by FJ Jocks on various flight decks.

Nutty
 

mophead

Lantern Swinger
rugger_bob said:
America, NO THANKS, ALL FAT GUN TOTTING, SELF RIGHTIOUS , BIG HEADED GUYS N DOLLS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ah,I see you are taking a charitable view of our "cousins"!!! :)
 

dt018a9667

War Hero
Nutty said:
BootneckYank said:
Let's face it,
I have a better chance of sprouting antlers than you do of taking this country away from us. So I propose this compromise:

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have announced their plans to get married in England in November (18th, I believe).
You keep them, and in return we'll give you, say....Rhode Island, which we're not currently using, and I'll throw in a case of Red Bull, which tastes like hydraulic fluid, but makes a dandy lawnmower cleaning solvent.

Ros, you can have George Clooney, if you'll make him shut up and go away.

BY you will also be required to take the complete Royal Family, and anyone who has ever been or asked to be a Member or Parliament. In exchange you will receive Australia, New Zealand, Gibraltar, Falkland Islands and other places where HM The Queen is currently Head of State.

Nutty :roll:

Now that’s an idea nutty, but the promise of our politicians would scare even our friends across the pond.
 
We could`nt possibly take America back, what about the English Language? " just thank what yew would sound lack to a Texan "?
 

safewalrus

War Hero
There is one tiny bit wrong with the above statement - Baseball! In the UK we have a version of baseball which is a lot rougher and tougher and normally played by the younger version of the Girl Guides! The brownies, around eight years old (probably a little to mature for the average American). I refer of course to "Rounders"
 

hobbit

War Hero
Does nobody read world events? It's plain to see the whole bleedin' lot is going to end up wearing funny 'ats with a pusser's prayer mat,

:D
 
BootneckYank said:
Let's face it,
I have a better chance of sprouting antlers than you do of taking this country away from us. So I propose this compromise:

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have announced their plans to get married in England in November (18th, I believe).
You keep them, and in return we'll give you, say....Rhode Island, which we're not currently using, and I'll throw in a case of Red Bull, which tastes like hydraulic fluid, but makes a dandy lawnmower cleaning solvent.

Ros, you can have George Clooney, if you'll make him shut up and go away.

I've just heard on the BBC World Service that Marines across the States are becoming horny. Have your antlers sprouted yet BY? :wink:
 

andym

War Hero
If we did what would happen to all our,Lifts,pavements,Car boots and bonnets,trousers,fags,muffins????
 

RoofRat

War Hero
Just as aside to all of this, did you know that the English and Welsh people are one of the only set of folk who can't apply for a Green Card in their Immigration Visa Lottery?
Anybody know the reason for this? BY ?
RoofRat
 
RoofRat said:
Just as aside to all of this, did you know that the English and Welsh people are one of the only set of folk who can't apply for a Green Card in their Immigration Visa Lottery?
Anybody know the reason for this? BY ?
RoofRat

That's a new one on me. But I'll admit, I'm pretty ignorant on immigration law. Someone like AmericanBrit might know, if he's still around.
 

FlagWagger

GCM
Book Reviewer
RoofRat said:
Just as aside to all of this, did you know that the English and Welsh people are one of the only set of folk who can't apply for a Green Card in their Immigration Visa Lottery?
Anybody know the reason for this? BY ?
RoofRat

Because the real name of the lottery is the "Diversity Immigrant Visa Program" - obviously, they've got enough Anglo-Saxon / Welsh Celts in the US and are looking for more ethnically diverse background.

Incidentally its not English and Welsh who are singled out but citizens of Brazil, Canada, China (mainland-born), Colombia, Dominican Republic, El Salvador, Haiti, India, Jamaica, Mexico, Pakistan, Philippines, Peru, Poland, Russia, South Korea, United Kingdom (except Northern Ireland) and its dependent territories, and Vietnam.

Taken from the application form that can be found here.
 
FlagWagger said:
RoofRat said:
Just as aside to all of this, did you know that the English and Welsh people are one of the only set of folk who can't apply for a Green Card in their Immigration Visa Lottery?
Anybody know the reason for this? BY ?
RoofRat

Because the real name of the lottery is the "Diversity Immigrant Visa Program" - obviously, they've got enough Anglo-Saxon / Welsh Celts in the US and are looking for more ethnically diverse background.

Incidentally its not English and Welsh who are singled out but citizens of Brazil, Canada, China (mainland-born), Colombia, Dominican Republic, El Salvador, Haiti, India, Jamaica, Mexico, Pakistan, Philippines, Peru, Poland, Russia, South Korea, United Kingdom (except Northern Ireland) and its dependent territories, and Vietnam.

Taken from the application form that can be found here.

So its OK for Anglo Saxon/Celtic Frogs and Paddies but not us.

Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells

Nutty
 

jesse650

War Hero
Nah, thanks for the offer and all that.....we've got enough half wit inbreds over here, don't need any more. :lol:
however if we move in and move the indiginous population into controlled reserves and took over the land d'you think that'd work? 8O
 

oldseadog

War Hero
Nutty said:
So its OK for Anglo Saxon/Celtic Frogs and Paddies but not us.

Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells

Nutty

For once Nutty young man, we are in completelly agrease-limont!
I am diabollockelly perterbilated by all this discriminatithingumies.
Lord Nelsons Arms forever! Mine's a G & T, thank you for asking.
Yours effervescently,
Mrs Trellis
North Wales

(OSD)
 
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