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Should sheep shaggers be on the sex offenders register?

On the register or not?

  • Yes

    Votes: 245 100.0%

  • No

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Only if the sheep was ugly

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Not if the local women were ugly

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Total voters
    245
dondon

dondon

MIA
#3
#3
Excuse me but what is "Uttering & Publishing" , or am I just thick , :???: ,
As for the Sex Register , its not exactly normal practice to go around shagging animals is it , so I guess he should be registered ,
 
Jimmy_Green

Jimmy_Green

War Hero
#4
#4
dondon said:
Excuse me but what is "Uttering & Publishing" , or am I just thick , :???: ,
As for the Sex Register , its not exactly normal practice to go around shagging animals is it , so I guess he should be registered ,
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Some might argue that it is normal in Derbyshire and Wales, and the Aussies accuse the Kiwis of sheep worrying and I'm sure the NZers reciprocate.
 
KLNA-Cessna-Jockey

KLNA-Cessna-Jockey

War Hero
#7
#7
I've heard in some areas the sheep now wear Hunter wellies on the back legs so you can just slip into the wellies and tighten up the straps - allegedly it stops the sheep from running off !
 
polariod

polariod

Lantern Swinger
#14
#14
Jimmy_Green said:
Oi Pol, what you doing with a picture of my missus as your avatar?
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Met her at the Inverness sheep sales Jimmy, and a lovely lady she is too. She would'nt let me shear her though, she said it was to cold round the back of the auction ring.

Please give her my fondest regards.

Pol
 
A

Always_a_Civvy

ADC
#15
#15
He has a good point in one way though. If it's an offence to have non-consensual sex with a sheep (on the grounds that a sheep cannot consent to intra-species sex) then surely it should be wrong to murder a sheep in order to cook it at 140C for 4-6 hours basting it in its juices, the contents of a bottle of Rose wine and a spring of rosemary and anchovy rubbed into the flesh to enhance the flavour...Mmmmmmm!


...Oops wot 'ave oy said! Baaaaaa!
 
Grubber

Grubber

Lantern Swinger
#16
#16
Always_a_Civvy said:
He has a good point in one way though. If it's an offence to have non-consensual sex with a sheep (on the grounds that a sheep cannot consent to intra-species sex) then surely it should be wrong to murder a sheep in order to cook it at 140C for 4-6 hours basting it in its juices, the contents of a bottle of Rose wine and a spring of rosemary and anchovy rubbed into the flesh to enhance the flavour...Mmmmmmm!


...Oops wot 'ave oy said! Baaaaaa!
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"Baste"? in its juices or.............

No need to add salt during cooking though I suppose :wink:
 
Jimmy_Green

Jimmy_Green

War Hero
#18
#18
Isn't "baaaaa" sheep for "give it to me, big boy"? Or did I just hear her wrong? She had just been sheared so she was dressed provocatively, she was asking for it, the dirty little temptress.
 
polariod

polariod

Lantern Swinger
#20
#20
Always_a_Civvy said:
He has a good point in one way though. If it's an offence to have non-consensual sex with a sheep (on the grounds that a sheep cannot consent to intra-species sex) then surely it should be wrong to murder a sheep in order to cook it at 140C for 4-6 hours basting it in its juices, the contents of a bottle of Rose wine and a spring of rosemary and anchovy rubbed into the flesh to enhance the flavour...Mmmmmmm!


...Oops wot 'ave oy said! Baaaaaa!
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Feckin cannibal thats what you are Steve.

Pol
 
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