Should have legged it!

Was shagging this bird over her kitchen table when we heard the front door open.

She said ‘It`s my husband quick try the back door!’’

Thinking back I should have really legged it, but you don't get invites like that every day!
Thats a coincidence, I was shagging a bird on her kitchen table and we heard the door open. She said"Its my husband, quick out the window""Out the fuckin window I screams, we're on the 13th floor!!" She said "This is no time to be superstitious"
Which Reminds me, while sleeping peacefully with my wife, she woke up in fright and shouted "quick it my husband" and i freaked and tryed for the window....someones in the wrong

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