Should have legged it!

#1
Was shagging this bird over her kitchen table when we heard the front door open.

She said ‘It`s my husband quick try the back door!’’

Thinking back I should have really legged it, but you don't get invites like that every day!
 
#2
Thats a coincidence, I was shagging a bird on her kitchen table and we heard the door open. She said"Its my husband, quick out the window""Out the fuckin window I screams, we're on the 13th floor!!" She said "This is no time to be superstitious"
 
#3
Which Reminds me, while sleeping peacefully with my wife, she woke up in fright and shouted "quick it my husband" and i freaked and tryed for the window....someones in the wrong
 

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