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buffersduffer

Lantern Swinger
I was in bed with my wife last night
“Are you thinking about another woman?” she snapped
Shocked, I asked ‘What on earth made you ask that?’
“You’ve got an erection!” she replied
 

taffscrivs

War Hero
Phone rings, the woman answers and a pervy voice says, 'Have you got a great big hairy twat?'
She replies, 'Yes, he's lying on the sofa watching the football, do you want to speak to him?'
 

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