Short'n'Sweet

[Sumo]

Covid is driving takeaways mad. I ordered Chinese last night and when it arrived a knock at door and the guy was stood up the garden shouting "isolate isolate"
I said dont worry mate, you only took 25 minutes

 

[buffersduffer]

The LGBT Falklands veteran who had his medals returned said it was the best day of his life......

....when he entered Stanley

 

[Dusty70]

Was it HMS Lincoln that was supposed to be a 'hatters' ship - cause of the red dado around the deck ??

 

[Perry]

Cathedral class so probably down to the clergy

 

[buffersduffer]

Was it HMS Lincoln that was supposed to be a 'hatters' ship - cause of the red dado around the deck ??

I always thought HMY was for those keen on puffing blue veined cigars...

 

[buffersduffer]

My favourite childhood memory was making mud pies with grandad

until my mum found out and hid his urn

 

[buffersduffer]

I’m having regular sex with a blind woman....

...the sex is great but it isn’t easy getting her husbands voice right

 

[buffersduffer]

Last night I made a woman squirt for the first time !

Okay, it was pepper spray, but still a result

 

[buffersduffer]

Just failed another interview.....

The HR lady said ‘I’ve got 3 openings’.....

Apparently I won’t be asked back anytime soon

 

[Sumo]

Just failed another interview.....

The HR lady said ‘I’ve got 3 openings’.....

Apparently I won’t be asked back anytime soon

5 if you count the nostrils?

 

[buffersduffer]

Fender are releasing a tribute guitar to celebrate artists of mixed race...

the ‘halfcaster’

 

[Chris P]

Fender are releasing a tribute guitar to celebrate artists of mixed race...

the ‘halfcaster’

Good job a certain person no longer inhabits this site..