Short'n'Sweet

[taffscrivs]

Woman goes to the doctor and says "Can you help me I'm becoming terribly kinky."
Doctor replies "Go behind the screen, strip off and lie on the couch."
She thinks it's a bit strange but does as she's told.
She lies there for a couple of minutes but the doctor doesn't come in, she just hears a grunt and a lot of heavy breathing.
"Okay", says the doctor, "You can get dressed now."
"But you haven't done anything Doctor".
"Yes I have, I'm kinky as well, I've just shit in your handbag!"

 

[buffersduffer]

.......and on a more positive note, Johnny Depp has just been offered a lucrative sponsorship deal with Stella Artois

 

[buffersduffer]

Prince William reveals he had covid at the same time as his father

Prince Andrew released a statement, saying he never met her and was at Pizza Express

 

[buffersduffer]

I asked the librarian for a book on constipation

She said ‘It comes out in a week or two’

I thought that’s the one

 

[buffersduffer]

Never miss an open goal, so here’s a few cheapshots.....


Maradona walks into a bar and says ‘Give me a double rum and coke’
Barman says “We don’t serve spirits!”


I’ve just checked VAR, he’s not dead


Maradona may of loved cocaine but his footballing skills weren’t to be sniffed at, especially coming off the lines


News flash - Maradona has punched the bucket


Sir, Maradona is dead....
Break open the port, Stanley...

 

[Alfacharlie]

Never miss an open goal, so here’s a few cheapshots.....


Maradona walks into a bar and says ‘Give me a double rum and coke’
Barman says “We don’t serve spirits!”


I’ve just checked VAR, he’s not dead


Maradona may of loved cocaine but his footballing skills weren’t to be sniffed at, especially coming off the lines


News flash - Maradona has punched the bucket


Sir, Maradona is dead....
Break open the port, Stanley...

Her modern song’s were pretty shit to be honest.
The early stuff was ok though.

 

[Chris P]

Her modern song’s were pretty shit to be honest.
The early stuff was ok though.

How many tots??