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War Hero

Woman goes to the doctor and says "Can you help me I'm becoming terribly kinky."
Doctor replies "Go behind the screen, strip off and lie on the couch."
She thinks it's a bit strange but does as she's told.
She lies there for a couple of minutes but the doctor doesn't come in, she just hears a grunt and a lot of heavy breathing.
"Okay", says the doctor, "You can get dressed now."
"But you haven't done anything Doctor".
"Yes I have, I'm kinky as well, I've just shit in your handbag!"
Doctor replies "Go behind the screen, strip off and lie on the couch."
She thinks it's a bit strange but does as she's told.
She lies there for a couple of minutes but the doctor doesn't come in, she just hears a grunt and a lot of heavy breathing.
"Okay", says the doctor, "You can get dressed now."
"But you haven't done anything Doctor".
"Yes I have, I'm kinky as well, I've just shit in your handbag!"