made me giggle !
Jesus, a Submariner and a Skimmer were walking through a forest when they came to a river.
“Follow me” said Jesus, and walked across the water. The Submariner followed and walked across the water. However when the Skimmer followed he went in up to his chest.” How can this be” he said in despair.
Jesus turned to the Submariner and laughed “Shall we tell him about the submerged rocks”
To which the Submariner replied “What rocks?”
The North Yorkshire Police report finding a man's body in the River Swale, near Richmond.
The dead man's name will not be released until his family has been notified.
The victim apparently drowned due to excessive marijuana consumption.
He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a pink G-string, a strap-on dildo, purple lipstick, and a 'I Love Man U T-shirt. He also had a cucumber in his rectum.
The police removed the Manchester United T-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment.
In spite of what we sometimes think, the police do care