made me giggle !
Jesus, a Submariner and a Skimmer were walking through a forest when they came to a river.
“Follow me” said Jesus, and walked across the water. The Submariner followed and walked across the water. However when the Skimmer followed he went in up to his chest.” How can this be” he said in despair.
Jesus turned to the Submariner and laughed “Shall we tell him about the submerged rocks”
To which the Submariner replied “What rocks?”