War Hero
I just saw a cashier scan the eyes of a rude customer with her barcode reader.

The look on his face was priceless.


War Hero
made me giggle !
Jesus, a Submariner and a Skimmer were walking through a forest when they came to a river.
“Follow me” said Jesus, and walked across the water. The Submariner followed and walked across the water. However when the Skimmer followed he went in up to his chest.” How can this be” he said in despair.
Jesus turned to the Submariner and laughed “Shall we tell him about the submerged rocks”
To which the Submariner replied “What rocks?”


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Stoker dies and goes to heaven - St Peter said you just scraped in - enter

Stoker says I'm not going in if there are any Jack Dusties in there - hate the Barstewards

St Peter says no there's none of those thieving gits up here

Stoker goes in and immediately has to sign for his wings and shroud by a guy behind a bench

Stoker storms back to St Peter and says - there's a bloody Jack Dusty in here

St Peter says no no that's God, he just thinks he's a Jack Dusty.....................................................


War Hero
Woman puts her coat on and says to her husband,
"I'm off to the hairdressers, which cut do you think will make me more attractive?"
Husband replies, " A fecking power cut!"

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