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Dave walks into a bar and sees John sittin at the end of the bar counter with a
great big smile on his face.
Dave says “John what are you so happy for?”
“Well Dave, I gotta tell ya… Yesterday I was out waxin’ my boat, just waxin’
my boat, and a redhead came up to me… tits out to here, Dave, tits out to here!
She says “Can I have a ride in your boat?” “I said ‘Sure you can have a ride in my
boat.’ So I took her way out, Dave. I turned off the key and I said ‘Its either
screw or swim!’ She couldn’t swim, Dave, she couldn’t swim!!.”
The next day Dave walks into a bar and sees John sitten at the end of the bar
counter with a bigger smile on his face.
Dave says “What are you so happy about today John?”
“Well Dave… I gotta tell ya… Yesterday I was out waxin’ my boat, just waxin’
my boat and a BEAUTIFUL blond came up to me… tits out to here, Dave, tits out to
here! She said ‘Can I have a ride in your boat?’ “Sure you can have a ride in my
boat.” So I took her way out, Dave, way out much further than the last one. I
turned off the key and I said ‘Its either screw or swim!’ She couldn’t swim!!,
Dave, she couldn’t swim!!!!.”
A couple days pass and Dave walks into a bar and sees John down there cryin over a
beer.
Dave says “John, what are you so sad for?”
“Well Dave, I gotta tell ya…. Yesterday I was out waxin’ my boat, just waxin’ my
boat, and the most desirable brunette came up to me… tits WAY out to here, Dave,
tits WAY out to here. I had more wood than my boat does. She says “Can I have a
ride in your boat?” “Sure you can have a ride in my boat.” So I took her way out,
Dave, way WAY out… much further than the last two. I turned off the key, and
looked at her tits and said ‘Its either screw or swim!!’.
Then, she took the keys off me and pulled down her pants….
she had a dick, Dave !!!
She had a great BIG dick!!! …..
…. Dave, ….. I CAN’T SWIM!!!”
 

BillyNoMates

War Hero
I am donating all my internal organs to Ginsters.
What the f*ck - they can have my skin as well.
Bones can go to Woodside dogs home and my balls can dangle off the rear view mirror in the brand new car WolfPackLeader will buy with some of the insurance money.
 

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