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A dyslexic is learning to ski on the nursery slopes.
He sees a man coming towards him and asks, 'Is it zig zag or zag zig?'
'Don't know.' says the man, 'I'm a tobogganist'
'Oh good' says the dyslexic, 'Can I have 20 Bensons and a box of matches?'
 
A dyslexic is learning to ski on the nursery slopes.
He sees a man coming towards him and asks, 'Is it zig zag or zag zig?'
'Don't know.' says the man, 'I'm a tobogganist'
'Oh good' says the dyslexic, 'Can I have 20 Bensons and a box of matches?'
Git. That's my favorite dyslexic joke :)
 
A dyslexic is learning to ski on the nursery slopes.
He sees a man coming towards him and asks, 'Is it zig zag or zag zig?'
'Don't know.' says the man, 'I'm a tobogganist'
'Oh good' says the dyslexic, 'Can I have 20 Bensons and a box of matches?'
where's that groan button
 

SaladDodger

Lantern Swinger
David Beckham gets into a taxi and says "Heathrow Airport please driver"

After a few minutes he spots the driver giving him a few looks in the rear view mirror

The driver says "C'mon mate, give us a clue!"

Beckham gets all smug and says "I had a glittering career, Man Utd, Real Madrid, over 100 caps for England and skippered the team, plus I married a Spice girl"

Driver says "No you thick ****, which terminal ?"
 

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