Once when Dad was young,Dad got the idea that the next door neighbours were
mistreating their family pet.Every time he looked over the fence the animal seemed
to be getting thinner and thinner.
He complained to the neighbours and said he hated cruelty to animals,every time
he asked them if they were feeding the dog,they swore they were but it seemed skinnier
than ever and one day Dad could take no more. He jumped the fence,threatened the
neighbour with a beating then took the dog and drowned it to put it out of its`misery.
It was the first time he had seen a greyhound .
Down on the Barbican tuther day and I saw this 'orrible obese munter
outside a fast food place, sittin' on a bench, legs wide apart, filling her
grid with food. The disgusting bit was that she had no nickers on.
"That's fu**ing horrible", I remarked.
"Sorry about the view", she replied,
"But it keeps the flies off my cheesburger"
I was drivng down a narrow country lane and met a snooty looking woman driving a Range Rover. I pulled over to let her pass and said to her,"Cow"! "Pig"! she replied and sped away round the corner, straight into a cow that had strayed onto the road.....