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SHORE LEAVE

burnsy85

Lantern Swinger
boxy said:
lad why are you arsed about some bird at 20, grow a pair of balls and just **** her off when its time to go if ya dont wont the hassel, your only ya young lad plenty of time to settle down
 

boxy

Lantern Swinger
ok update.....i think after the new year she is going to try and bin me out.....i think i better do her in the ass quick and then run for the hills....let the fun begin
 

rnrob09

Midshipman
boxy said:
ok update.....i think after the new year she is going to try and bin me out.....i think i better do her in the ass quick and then run for the hills....let the fun begin

Classic :D
 

burnsy85

Lantern Swinger
boxy said:
ok update.....i think after the new year she is going to try and bin me out.....i think i better do her in the ass quick and then run for the hills....let the fun begin

why are you tellin people on the internet who you dont know that you going bang your bird *********** and fcuk her off after christmas, come on lad you sound about 10 :lol:
 

2_deck_dash

War Hero
burnsy85 said:
boxy said:
ok update.....i think after the new year she is going to try and bin me out.....i think i better do her in the ass quick and then run for the hills....let the fun begin

why are you tellin people on the internet who you dont know that you going bang your bird *********** and fcuk her off after christmas, come on lad you sound about 10 :lol:

Now now, don't be so harsh, give the young thruster a chance. He has clearly realised the error of his previous ways, taken his head for a shit and has now come back with the correct attitude.

Yes young padwan, go forth and rattle this maiden's hoop then fcuk her off out the door before she ditches you. Remember hate sex is the best sex.

Well after a CASEX it's the best sex.
 

WarMonger

War Hero
rnrob09 said:
boxy said:
ok update.....i think after the new year she is going to try and bin me out.....i think i better do her in the ass quick and then run for the hills....let the fun begin

Classic :D
Hmm classic trick.....don't buy her anything decent for xmas, she might interpret that as love..and then you could end up married...unless of course you think she might be getting you something nice...in which case take her to a new years party and before she gets a chance to bin you biff her best mate at midnight...that should work like a treat!!
 
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