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She's only 29, but is never having sex again.


Lantern Swinger

£50 says that's a man!


Lantern Swinger
Oh I don't know. I would be willing to take a crack at it.
Maybe she just needs dominating and humiliating into submission.


War Hero
Foreplay for her would entail putting several pillow cases over my head, her head, the family dog and
painting all the bedroom windows black. Apart from that - I thing she's divs! Never was a fussy bastard.


War Hero
Super Moderator
There's some fussy fuckers on here, I'd do it with the lights on, maybe not twice but I'd do it.


War Hero
With a face like that she should be grateful someone would want too!!!!!

Milk curdling cow.

I'm just being picky!

MG Maniac

War Hero
I haven't read the story but I take it she's just got married, is that correct?

No ... 29 and still lives with her parents! Mind she does live in Buckinghamshire which has got to be north of the Watford Gap thus she can be classed as a Northerner ... and they're all straaaaaaaaaannnnnge up there!!!!!
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