She's only 29, but is never having sex again.

#9
Foreplay for her would entail putting several pillow cases over my head, her head, the family dog and
painting all the bedroom windows black. Apart from that - I thing she's divs! Never was a fussy bastard.
 
#18
I haven't read the story but I take it she's just got married, is that correct?
No ... 29 and still lives with her parents! Mind she does live in Buckinghamshire which has got to be north of the Watford Gap thus she can be classed as a Northerner ... and they're all straaaaaaaaaannnnnge up there!!!!!
 

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