She's only 29, but is never having sex again.

Discussion in 'Diamond Lil's' started by SONAR-BENDER, Jan 31, 2013.

Welcome to the Navy Net aka Rum Ration

The UK's largest and busiest UNofficial RN website.

The heart of the site is the forum area, including:

  1. Looking at her pic, there shouldnt be a problem at avoiding sex
    • Like Like x 1
  2. She must know my Ex wife the sperm of satan
  3. humptybackedtreefrog springs to mind
  4. Ageing_Gracefully

    Ageing_Gracefully War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Never again assumes has had sex before. So the question must be 'Who went ugly,early?'
  5. [​IMG]

    £50 says that's a man!
  6. I would take a crack at re-educating her mindset.
  7. Oh I don't know. I would be willing to take a crack at it.
    Maybe she just needs dominating and humiliating into submission.
  8. Foreplay for her would entail putting several pillow cases over my head, her head, the family dog and
    painting all the bedroom windows black. Apart from that - I thing she's divs! Never was a fussy bastard.
  9. There's some fussy fuckers on here, I'd do it with the lights on, maybe not twice but I'd do it.
  10. Why does she have any say in the matter anyhow?
    • Like Like x 3
  11. Good point, well put :)
    • Like Like x 1
  12. Poor Adrian, having to break that frigid fucker in.
  13. With a face like that she should be grateful someone would want too!!!!!

    Milk curdling cow.

    I'm just being picky!
  14. Why?............
  15. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    I haven't read the story but I take it she's just got married, is that correct?
    • Like Like x 1
  16. Now that's being kinky!!
    • Like Like x 1
  17. No ... 29 and still lives with her parents! Mind she does live in Buckinghamshire which has got to be north of the Watford Gap thus she can be classed as a Northerner ... and they're all straaaaaaaaaannnnnge up there!!!!!
  18. It looks as if granny and boyfriend are close relations, facially very similar.

    • Like Like x 2
  19. Dont think i would poke her at all

Share This Page