Shergar-burgers, yummy!

#1
So THAT'S where he ended up!

Horse meat in Tesco burgers: Supermarket apologises after food watchdog's findings | Mail Online

Mind you, I'm pretty certain that we have all eaten 'other' stuff at times! I recall reading an article ages ago about bar codes on food products and how the country of origin could be identified from a 2(?) digit identifier.

This same article suggested there were certain Far Eastern countries that you would not want to be supplying your foodstuffs.......... horse? - least of your worries!
 
#3
Assorted animals in human scran

TESCOS chilli-con-corgi ready meal for one.

ASDA Donkey and Ale pie. (Warning - may contain donkey)

Sainsburys Hedgehogs pudding

ALDI cream of Sperm Whales rectum soup, with free croutons
 
#4
Can always remember going into a Chogie restaurant in Hong Kong (just by the Star Ferry) with a load of guys from Tamar Sick Bay for Dim Sum ... when I asked what something was I got told "don't ask"! Still don't know what it was I was eating but it was definitely Yummie!
 
#5
Don't worry all the cheap burgers will be back soon branded as meat and other food stuff burgers, listing on the ingredients all possible animals involved, just to cover their bases.:thumbdown:
 
#9
I supose I'll get saddled with em for tea.
I'll be able to outrun Tommo and Spidiver.
Wondered why I could still come like a stirrup pump.
 
#14
'Borrowed' from next door......


So horsemeat has been found in Tesco Products. A spokesman says it's bollocks.
A woman has been taken to hospital after eating horsemeat burgers. Her condition is said to be stable.
I expect this only relates to those mini-burgers you have as snacks. You know, the horse d'oeuvres.
Are you in favour of Horsemeat in your burgers? Yay or Neigh?
I had a Tesco burger and now I'm feeling a little horse
Those Aldi horse burgers were nice, but I prefer My Lidl Pony.
Scientist: "Sir, we've discovered horse meat in your burgers." Tesco boss: "Why the long face?"
I really hope they launch a steward's inquiry into the Tesco horsemeat scandal. We must find out hoof to blame.


Good thing about these horse puns is it's stopped all the sick Jimmy Saddle jokes.
 

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