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Sheepshagging

He should have picked on an older horse,he might not have got put on the Sex offenders register!Wonder what the Song "Blaydon Races" was all about?Now we know LOL!
 
The Welsh really do shag sheep!

A relible source informed me that someone put a request under the freedom of information act, for the number of cases of bestiality in England and Wales during the 1st 6 months of this year.

Amazingly there were more than twice the number in Wales than England even though it is a smaller country!!!

Case rested
 
Aye there's no accounting for taste. That horse should have known better. I bet he worked at DSS Longbenton. The biggest load of ******* going, uupps that's me pension knackered, and I've just sent the forms!!!
 
Whats wrong with French women, just a bit hairy !!

Would you need ladders to shag a horse ?

I think i will stick to my chicken livers, warmed up to blood temp and a toilet seat !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol
 
rugger_bob said:
Whats wrong with French women, just a bit hairy !!

Would you need ladders to shag a horse ?

I think i will stick to my chicken livers, warmed up to blood temp and a toilet seat !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

Actually, you don't need a ladder...what you do is......"Yes dear, just telling them how i shag you".....ooppps
 
goose said:
The Welsh really do shag sheep!

A relible source informed me that someone put a request under the freedom of information act, for the number of cases of bestiality in England and Wales during the 1st 6 months of this year.

Amazingly there were more than twice the number in Wales than England even though it is a smaller country!!!

Case rested

Can't have been with sheep though, nit illeagle in wales - compulsary
 
Woollen, 33, of Goathland Avenue, Longbenton, North Tyneside, was caught exposing himself and indecently assaulting the horse called Molly

Suprised it was a horse
 
Anyone read 'The Hippopotamus' by Stephen Fry? Very worrying scene in that (not involving a hippopotamus) where a 15 year old boy has intercourse with a horse thinking that his semen is magic and will cure the horse of its illness. 8O

All I can say, is I was glad it was only a short description...
 
Couple of years back up here there was a bloke caught shagging a goat

He was caught cos he was spotted by the passengers on a passing train--
the field was next to the railway line :lol: :lol:

I liked the court case remark 'apparently the goat has not suffered any
ill effects' !!!! :lol: :lol: I think it was said by his defence council

Bet that was hard to say without laughing :lol:
 
Greenie said:
Couple of years back up here there was a bloke caught shagging a goat

He was caught cos he was spotted by the passengers on a passing train--
the field was next to the railway line :lol: :lol:

I liked the court case remark 'apparently the goat has not suffered any
ill effects' !!!! :lol: :lol: I think it was said by his defence council

Bet that was hard to say without laughing :lol:

I remeber that, but that was his wifes fault, she had told him she would love to see him with a goaty.

Also the bloke shagging a horse had a sore throat..........it was a little horse.
 

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