Sheepshagging

andym

War Hero
He should have picked on an older horse,he might not have got put on the Sex offenders register!Wonder what the Song "Blaydon Races" was all about?Now we know LOL!
 

goose

Midshipman
The Welsh really do shag sheep!

A relible source informed me that someone put a request under the freedom of information act, for the number of cases of bestiality in England and Wales during the 1st 6 months of this year.

Amazingly there were more than twice the number in Wales than England even though it is a smaller country!!!

Case rested
 

sledgehammer

Badgeman
Aye there's no accounting for taste. That horse should have known better. I bet he worked at DSS Longbenton. The biggest load of ******* going, uupps that's me pension knackered, and I've just sent the forms!!!
 
Whats wrong with French women, just a bit hairy !!

Would you need ladders to shag a horse ?

I think i will stick to my chicken livers, warmed up to blood temp and a toilet seat !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol
 

Stripey_G

War Hero
rugger_bob said:
Whats wrong with French women, just a bit hairy !!

Would you need ladders to shag a horse ?

I think i will stick to my chicken livers, warmed up to blood temp and a toilet seat !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

Actually, you don't need a ladder...what you do is......"Yes dear, just telling them how i shag you".....ooppps
 

mikh

MIA
goose said:
The Welsh really do shag sheep!

A relible source informed me that someone put a request under the freedom of information act, for the number of cases of bestiality in England and Wales during the 1st 6 months of this year.

Amazingly there were more than twice the number in Wales than England even though it is a smaller country!!!

Case rested

Can't have been with sheep though, nit illeagle in wales - compulsary
 

mikh

MIA
Woollen, 33, of Goathland Avenue, Longbenton, North Tyneside, was caught exposing himself and indecently assaulting the horse called Molly

Suprised it was a horse
 
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