Sheepshagging

#2
He should have picked on an older horse,he might not have got put on the Sex offenders register!Wonder what the Song "Blaydon Races" was all about?Now we know LOL!
 
#3
The Welsh really do shag sheep!

A relible source informed me that someone put a request under the freedom of information act, for the number of cases of bestiality in England and Wales during the 1st 6 months of this year.

Amazingly there were more than twice the number in Wales than England even though it is a smaller country!!!

Case rested
 
#4
Aye there's no accounting for taste. That horse should have known better. I bet he worked at DSS Longbenton. The biggest load of wankers going, uupps that's me pension knackered, and I've just sent the forms!!!
 
#8
Whats wrong with French women, just a bit hairy !!

Would you need ladders to shag a horse ?

I think i will stick to my chicken livers, warmed up to blood temp and a toilet seat !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol
 
#9
rugger_bob said:
Whats wrong with French women, just a bit hairy !!

Would you need ladders to shag a horse ?

I think i will stick to my chicken livers, warmed up to blood temp and a toilet seat !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol
Actually, you don't need a ladder...what you do is......"Yes dear, just telling them how i shag you".....ooppps
 
#11
goose said:
The Welsh really do shag sheep!

A relible source informed me that someone put a request under the freedom of information act, for the number of cases of bestiality in England and Wales during the 1st 6 months of this year.

Amazingly there were more than twice the number in Wales than England even though it is a smaller country!!!

Case rested
Can't have been with sheep though, nit illeagle in wales - compulsary
 
#12
Woollen, 33, of Goathland Avenue, Longbenton, North Tyneside, was caught exposing himself and indecently assaulting the horse called Molly

Suprised it was a horse
 
#13
Anyone read 'The Hippopotamus' by Stephen Fry? Very worrying scene in that (not involving a hippopotamus) where a 15 year old boy has intercourse with a horse thinking that his semen is magic and will cure the horse of its illness. 8O

All I can say, is I was glad it was only a short description...
 
#14
Couple of years back up here there was a bloke caught shagging a goat

He was caught cos he was spotted by the passengers on a passing train--
the field was next to the railway line :lol: :lol:

I liked the court case remark 'apparently the goat has not suffered any
ill effects' !!!! :lol: :lol: I think it was said by his defence council

Bet that was hard to say without laughing :lol:
 
#15
Greenie said:
Couple of years back up here there was a bloke caught shagging a goat

He was caught cos he was spotted by the passengers on a passing train--
the field was next to the railway line :lol: :lol:

I liked the court case remark 'apparently the goat has not suffered any
ill effects' !!!! :lol: :lol: I think it was said by his defence council

Bet that was hard to say without laughing :lol:
I remeber that, but that was his wifes fault, she had told him she would love to see him with a goaty.

Also the bloke shagging a horse had a sore throat..........it was a little horse.
 
#17
I seem to remember a few years ago , a bloke getting caught interfearing with a Dolphin off the Northumberland Coast , obviously preferred the smell of fish ,
 
#18
dondon said:
I seem to remember a few years ago , a bloke getting caught interfearing with a Dolphin off the Northumberland Coast , obviously preferred the smell of fish ,
na thats was my misses he was interfearing with
 
#19
goose said:
The Welsh really do shag sheep!

A relible source informed me that someone put a request under the freedom of information act, for the number of cases of bestiality in England and Wales during the 1st 6 months of this year.

Amazingly there were more than twice the number in Wales than England even though it is a smaller country!!!

Case rested
Can't blame 'em. Welsh sheep are better looking. 8O
 
#20
The recent satistics for sheep shaging in wales are very worrying, 82% of males aged 16-24 in rural wales have confessed to "thinking" about shagging livestock, the numbers seemed to be higher where there were fewer females, at least females that were not related to said males!

Wonder how many of them have actually gone hrough with it!
They must get despaate!
 

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