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  1. FlagWagger

    FlagWagger Book Reviewer

    We all know that the Welsh have been stereotyped as sheepshaggers, but I'd never heard of Geordies and horses before! Will this result in a new nickname for Geordies, e.g. Stud? :)
  2. He should have picked on an older horse,he might not have got put on the Sex offenders register!Wonder what the Song "Blaydon Races" was all about?Now we know LOL!
  3. The Welsh really do shag sheep!

    A relible source informed me that someone put a request under the freedom of information act, for the number of cases of bestiality in England and Wales during the 1st 6 months of this year.

    Amazingly there were more than twice the number in Wales than England even though it is a smaller country!!!

    Case rested
  4. Aye there's no accounting for taste. That horse should have known better. I bet he worked at DSS Longbenton. The biggest load of wankers going, uupps that's me pension knackered, and I've just sent the forms!!!
  5. Having shagged a French Woman, I guess a horse would be a doddle.
  6. I hope the horse was given counselling :twisted:
  7. janner

    janner War Hero Book Reviewer

    Bloody hell Hig, have you really shagged a French Woman?? :lol:
  8. Whats wrong with French women, just a bit hairy !!

    Would you need ladders to shag a horse ?

    I think i will stick to my chicken livers, warmed up to blood temp and a toilet seat !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol
  9. Actually, you don't need a ladder...what you do is......"Yes dear, just telling them how i shag you".....ooppps
  10. I'm a Geordie & have never shagged a horse , been with a few dogs though , few years ago mind , very fussy now , 8)
  11. Can't have been with sheep though, nit illeagle in wales - compulsary
  12. Woollen, 33, of Goathland Avenue, Longbenton, North Tyneside, was caught exposing himself and indecently assaulting the horse called Molly

    Suprised it was a horse
  13. Anyone read 'The Hippopotamus' by Stephen Fry? Very worrying scene in that (not involving a hippopotamus) where a 15 year old boy has intercourse with a horse thinking that his semen is magic and will cure the horse of its illness. 8O

    All I can say, is I was glad it was only a short description...
  14. Couple of years back up here there was a bloke caught shagging a goat

    He was caught cos he was spotted by the passengers on a passing train--
    the field was next to the railway line :lol: :lol:

    I liked the court case remark 'apparently the goat has not suffered any
    ill effects' !!!! :lol: :lol: I think it was said by his defence council

    Bet that was hard to say without laughing :lol:
  15. I remeber that, but that was his wifes fault, she had told him she would love to see him with a goaty.

    Also the bloke shagging a horse had a sore was a little horse.
  16. Seem to rember two yanks out of Holy Loch were caught with sheep when i was at Faslane
  17. I seem to remember a few years ago , a bloke getting caught interfearing with a Dolphin off the Northumberland Coast , obviously preferred the smell of fish ,
  18. na thats was my misses he was interfearing with
  19. Can't blame 'em. Welsh sheep are better looking. 8O
  20. The recent satistics for sheep shaging in wales are very worrying, 82% of males aged 16-24 in rural wales have confessed to "thinking" about shagging livestock, the numbers seemed to be higher where there were fewer females, at least females that were not related to said males!

    Wonder how many of them have actually gone hrough with it!
    They must get despaate!

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