pussercdo
Midshipman
An Australian walks into the bedroom with a sheep under one arm. His wife is in bed.
Bloke: "This is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache!"
Missus: "Ya stupid baastard! I think you'll find that that's a sheep!"
Bloke: "I think you'll find that I wasn't talking to you."
Bloke: "This is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache!"
Missus: "Ya stupid baastard! I think you'll find that that's a sheep!"
Bloke: "I think you'll find that I wasn't talking to you."
