Sheep shagging

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An Australian walks into the bedroom with a sheep under one arm. His wife is in bed.

Bloke: "This is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache!"

Missus: "Ya stupid baastard! I think you'll find that that's a sheep!"

Bloke: "I think you'll find that I wasn't talking to you."
 
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