Look lets be honest you've made a bad call.
You should have put it on the bedroom door.
I wake you up at 15 mins to twelve at night, you can sit by the fuckin door, go out on the balcony with binoculars for half an hour then drink a cup of hot chocolate.
Stand by the table every now and again, get the war office to tell you your grounded for a few days whilst you do decorating, and have a neighbour throw a bucket of oggin over you now and again.
Flying stations may prove a little more difficult and jumping off the roof is not recommended as you will all ready know flying is easy, the landings are the hard bit.
I have to tell you a fuckin watertight door does not really rock my boat.
Now if forever Jack were really on the ball the doors that would impress would be in no particular order,
Fleece, Lennox, Rose of England, Ship Leopard and the Albany.
We could put the Fez bar as well just to include a waterfront view.