I was just thinking of Sharon today, and little FistFul poked his head up to say hello.
Whereby I was forced to have a sly [email protected] there and then.
I've never really thought of Sharon in that way before...think I might have a bit of an Oedipus complex going on or something cos the woman is ancient however I now can't stop thinking about her. And by thinking about her I mean I want to kick her backdoors in, sneak out whilst she's sleeping and not return her calls.
Anyone have any thoughts on this? Any women they've suddenly had a U turn on?
And speaking of kicking back doors in, I phoned my missus at the weekend and I'm not gonna lie I'd had a bit to drink and I slurred to her, "When I drive down to Canterbury next weekend I'm gonna kick your back doors in."
To which she replied, "But I live in a flat?" - What a div
Whereby I was forced to have a sly [email protected] there and then.

I've never really thought of Sharon in that way before...think I might have a bit of an Oedipus complex going on or something cos the woman is ancient however I now can't stop thinking about her. And by thinking about her I mean I want to kick her backdoors in, sneak out whilst she's sleeping and not return her calls.
Anyone have any thoughts on this? Any women they've suddenly had a U turn on?
And speaking of kicking back doors in, I phoned my missus at the weekend and I'm not gonna lie I'd had a bit to drink and I slurred to her, "When I drive down to Canterbury next weekend I'm gonna kick your back doors in."
To which she replied, "But I live in a flat?" - What a div