Discussion in 'Diamond Lil's' started by BillyNoMates, Jul 14, 2015.

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  1. Friday morning I got up and went to the kitchen. Flipped open the coffee
    jar and tried to put two spoonsful (spoonfulls?) into mugs. My right hand
    then went bat shit and I threw coffee all over the place. My right
    hand, fingers, thumb and what have you will NOT stop shaking.
    Any way after much to'ing and fro'ing between Dr's, A&E and
    calling 111, I've been captured and thrown into Stalagluft Derriford
    1, where I have been languishing since Monday morning.
    Already had 2 x MRI's on the inside of my results yet.
    My current theories are that I've had a reactive side effect to new
    anti depressant medication or on the upside......I've had a mini
    fuckin' stroke.......whoopee doo.

    Typing all this bollocks left handed, thoroughly pissed off because
    I spent my 61'st Birthday in Derriford A&E, not swiftly followed by
    scan number one and a free night in MAU with an 18 year old nutter
    who wanted to discharge himself and ran all the staff, patients and
    security guys ragged all night long until eventually getting sectioned and
    hauled off in handcuffs and bollocks'o'clock on Tuesday morning.

    Been in the really big magnet this afternoon, and have moved wards.

    So...that's it really. I now await a vast outpouring of sorrow for my
    current plight and look forward to all your lovely messages of comfort
    and joy.

  2. I'll take this opportunity to wish you well Billy and compliment you on your left hand typing.
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  3. janner

    janner War Hero Book Reviewer

    Lets hope you get sorted out quickly mate, all the best.
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  4. Magic. Is the hand still shaking?
    Perhaps one of the nurses will let you play with her Minnie:cool:

    Best of luck mate get well soon
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  5. exJenny

    exJenny War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Get well soon BNM x

    Just the thoughts of a blonde ex-wren. Don't blame me if it all goes tits up.
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  6. Fight it BNM. Habits of a lifetime. You will be grand. Get well.
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  7. Billy - pm inbound!
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  8. Best of luck Billy and stay positive.

    On the bright side, and being on a male ward, you could make a fortune with a hand that won't stop shaking...just saying ;)
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  9. You don't wear contact lenses do you? 'cos that would be a bit... well, you know...
    Hope you're soon sorted.
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  10. Reply outbound!

  11. You disgusting person...what kind of rent boy d'you think I am?

    And how much should I charge?

    p.s. There's a German in Bed 1 so do I do him in Euros?
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  12. Ask the German if the showers look funny as there's no water. and yes, Euro's for him. Reckon about a £10 for the others?, price goes up the longer they've been in as they'll be desperate.

    On a serious note, if you need anything bringing in (legal), gives us a shout.
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  13. Cheers Wrecks - WolfPackLeader is bringing in (according to her), the
    essentials....that is non essential shite like clean pants and socks and
    something called a flannel which is still at the bottom of my bag. The
    last person to use a flannel on me was mummy, who used to roll it up into
    a big soapy taper - shove it into an available lug hole as far as it would
    go in a valiant attempt to clean my brain.
    I'm off on the prowl later to stalk the mentals that hang around A&E
    where I shall hopefully mug one of them for a ciggy.
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  14. Shite, one life , live it, good luck.
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  15. No you put your thumb over his japseye on the vinigar stroke and blow his balls orf!
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  16. Good luck,speedy recovery,and just do it till you have to wear glasses.
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  17. Something's has blamed the moderators yet.
    But best wishes, Billy.
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  18. Morning all. That German in the corner is
    going home today. I know his date of birth
    is 14-1-37 so he didn't fight in the war, but
    I bet his dad did so I've been reading this,
    ensuring he could see the cover.

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  19. Ageing_Gracefully

    Ageing_Gracefully War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Don't tell me the ending as I have not read it yet!
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  20. It's not true that Germans have no sense of humour. They will always join in if you sing: "Two world wars and one world cup, doo-dah, doo-dah..."
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