Shakey-No-Mates

#1
Friday morning I got up and went to the kitchen. Flipped open the coffee
jar and tried to put two spoonsful (spoonfulls?) into mugs. My right hand
then went bat shit and I threw coffee all over the place. My right
hand, fingers, thumb and what have you will NOT stop shaking.
Any way after much to'ing and fro'ing between Dr's, A&E and
calling 111, I've been captured and thrown into Stalagluft Derriford
1, where I have been languishing since Monday morning.
Already had 2 x MRI's on the inside of my head....no results yet.
My current theories are that I've had a reactive side effect to new
anti depressant medication or on the upside......I've had a mini
fuckin' stroke.......whoopee doo.

Typing all this bollocks left handed, thoroughly pissed off because
I spent my 61'st Birthday in Derriford A&E, not swiftly followed by
scan number one and a free night in MAU with an 18 year old nutter
who wanted to discharge himself and ran all the staff, patients and
security guys ragged all night long until eventually getting sectioned and
hauled off in handcuffs and bollocks'o'clock on Tuesday morning.

Been in the really big magnet this afternoon, and have moved wards.
Hurrah!

So...that's it really. I now await a vast outpouring of sorrow for my
current plight and look forward to all your lovely messages of comfort
and joy.

BillyShakeyFingers
 
#8
Best of luck Billy and stay positive.

On the bright side, and being on a male ward, you could make a fortune with a hand that won't stop shaking...just saying ;)
 
#11
Best of luck Billy and stay positive.

On the bright side, and being on a male ward, you could make a fortune with a hand that won't stop shaking...just saying ;)
You disgusting person...what kind of rent boy d'you think I am?

And how much should I charge?

p.s. There's a German in Bed 1 so do I do him in Euros?
 
#12
You disgusting person...what kind of rent boy d'you think I am?

And how much should I charge?

p.s. There's a German in Bed 1 so do I do him in Euros?
Ask the German if the showers look funny as there's no water. and yes, Euro's for him. Reckon about a £10 for the others?, price goes up the longer they've been in as they'll be desperate.

On a serious note, if you need anything bringing in (legal), gives us a shout.
 
#13
Cheers Wrecks - WolfPackLeader is bringing in (according to her), the
essentials....that is non essential shite like clean pants and socks and
something called a flannel which is still at the bottom of my bag. The
last person to use a flannel on me was mummy, who used to roll it up into
a big soapy taper - shove it into an available lug hole as far as it would
go in a valiant attempt to clean my brain.
I'm off on the prowl later to stalk the mentals that hang around A&E
where I shall hopefully mug one of them for a ciggy.
 
#18
Morning all. That German in the corner is
going home today. I know his date of birth
is 14-1-37 so he didn't fight in the war, but
I bet his dad did so I've been reading this,
ensuring he could see the cover.

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