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Alas poor Yorick ,I knew him well..........
The lady doth protest too much....
......he was on the Fife with me!!! :thumright:
Alas poor Yorlik, i knew him backwards.
Alas poor Yorick went on draft before I met him :w00t:
A lass? Poor Yorick, his missus wanted a lad!
:thumright: I'm with Edmund Blackadder on this:
"Shakespeare? William Shakespeare?" (Punches said individual in the face)
"That's for every school boy and school girl for the next 400 years"
I dunno why the twunt couldn't write his plays in plain English FFS :thumright: :lol:
A Horse, A Horse, My Kingdom for a Horse.
God I could eat a scabbie Nag in a butty
"I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him".
Thank feck for that - resting on me spear reversed is killing me.
Sorry, I'm a staunch Yorkist so I have massive issues with Richard III acoording to Billy!
"Much Ado About Nothing" sums up William Shakespearre. Classic books belong with classic cars - in a museum.
"Bidet, or not to Bidet, that is the question.
Wether it is more noble in the mind to suffer
the slings and arrows of outraged females,
or have someone call you a Poof"
The Plumber discussing my new Bathroom.
Good boatswain, have care. Where's the master?
Play the men.
I pray now, keep below.
Where is the master, boatswain?
Do you not hear him? You mar our labour: keep your
cabins: you do assist the storm.
Nay, good, be patient.
When the sea is. Hence! What cares these roarers
for the name of king? To cabin: silence! trouble us not.
Good, yet remember whom thou hast aboard.
None that I more love than myself. You are a
counsellor; if you can command these elements to
silence, and work the peace of the present, we will
not hand a rope more; use your authority: if you
cannot, give thanks you have lived so long, and make
yourself ready in your cabin for the mischance of
the hour, if it so hap. Cheerly, good hearts! Out
of our way, I say.
THE TEMPEST by Billy The Brummie.
Prelude to a good run ashore in Bermadoo!
Cry havoc and let loose the dogs of war!
Methinks it were a happy life to be no better than a homely swain
to sit upon this rock as I do now and carve out dials quaintly, point to point...
Gordon Broon impersonating King Henry VI
'Must I suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune'
Seems more suited to his present condition :thumright:
"Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more".
ie: things are going to get sh1tty and some of you are going to die.
'Get thee to a nunnery' or perhaps more topical, 'The winter of our discontent'
"Out, out, libidinous swine. And take that whore-painted strumpet with you!"
"And what did you say to him?"
"Say, madam? I said nothing. I just pulled up my tights and jumped out of the privy window."
.....or was that Edmund Blackadder?
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