Shakespeare

#7
:thumright: I'm with Edmund Blackadder on this:
"Shakespeare? William Shakespeare?" (Punches said individual in the face)
"That's for every school boy and school girl for the next 400 years"

I dunno why the twunt couldn't write his plays in plain English FFS :thumright: :lol:
 

buggerit84

Lantern Swinger
#10
supermario said:
A Horse, A Horse, My Kingdom for a Horse.

Or

God I could eat a scabbie Nag in a butty

SM

:violent2: :nemo:
Sorry, I'm a staunch Yorkist so I have massive issues with Richard III acoording to Billy!
 
#12
"Bidet, or not to Bidet, that is the question.
Wether it is more noble in the mind to suffer
the slings and arrows of outraged females,
or have someone call you a Poof"

The Plumber discussing my new Bathroom.

Jerry
 
#13
ALONSO

Good boatswain, have care. Where's the master?
Play the men.

Boatswain

I pray now, keep below.

ANTONIO

Where is the master, boatswain?

Boatswain

Do you not hear him? You mar our labour: keep your
cabins: you do assist the storm.

GONZALO

Nay, good, be patient.

Boatswain

When the sea is. Hence! What cares these roarers
for the name of king? To cabin: silence! trouble us not.

GONZALO

Good, yet remember whom thou hast aboard.

Boatswain

None that I more love than myself. You are a
counsellor; if you can command these elements to
silence, and work the peace of the present, we will
not hand a rope more; use your authority: if you
cannot, give thanks you have lived so long, and make
yourself ready in your cabin for the mischance of
the hour, if it so hap. Cheerly, good hearts! Out
of our way, I say.

THE TEMPEST by Billy The Brummie.
 
#16
Methinks it were a happy life to be no better than a homely swain
to sit upon this rock as I do now and carve out dials quaintly, point to point...

Gordon Broon impersonating King Henry VI
 
#17
thingy said:
Methinks it were a happy life to be no better than a homely swain
to sit upon this rock as I do now and carve out dials quaintly, point to point...

Gordon Broon impersonating King Henry VI
'Must I suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune'

Seems more suited to his present condition :thumright:
 
#20
"Out, out, libidinous swine. And take that whore-painted strumpet with you!"
"And what did you say to him?"
"Say, madam? I said nothing. I just pulled up my tights and jumped out of the privy window."

Shakespeare........


.....or was that Edmund Blackadder?
 

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