Shakespeare

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  1. Alas poor Yorick ,I knew him well..........
     
  2. The lady doth protest too much....
     

  3. ......he was on the Fife with me!!! :thumright:
     
  4. Alas poor Yorlik, i knew him backwards.
     
  5. Alas poor Yorick went on draft before I met him :w00t:
     
  6. A lass? Poor Yorick, his missus wanted a lad!

    2BM
     
  7. :thumright: I'm with Edmund Blackadder on this:
    "Shakespeare? William Shakespeare?" (Punches said individual in the face)
    "That's for every school boy and school girl for the next 400 years"

    I dunno why the twunt couldn't write his plays in plain English FFS :thumright: :lol:
     
  8. A Horse, A Horse, My Kingdom for a Horse.

    Or

    God I could eat a scabbie Nag in a butty

    SM

    :violent2: :nemo:
     
  9. "I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him".
    Thank feck for that - resting on me spear reversed is killing me.
     
  10. Sorry, I'm a staunch Yorkist so I have massive issues with Richard III acoording to Billy!
     
  11. "Much Ado About Nothing" sums up William Shakespearre. Classic books belong with classic cars - in a museum.
     
  12. "Bidet, or not to Bidet, that is the question.
    Wether it is more noble in the mind to suffer
    the slings and arrows of outraged females,
    or have someone call you a Poof"

    The Plumber discussing my new Bathroom.

    Jerry
     
  13. ALONSO

    Good boatswain, have care. Where's the master?
    Play the men.

    Boatswain

    I pray now, keep below.

    ANTONIO

    Where is the master, boatswain?

    Boatswain

    Do you not hear him? You mar our labour: keep your
    cabins: you do assist the storm.

    GONZALO

    Nay, good, be patient.

    Boatswain

    When the sea is. Hence! What cares these roarers
    for the name of king? To cabin: silence! trouble us not.

    GONZALO

    Good, yet remember whom thou hast aboard.

    Boatswain

    None that I more love than myself. You are a
    counsellor; if you can command these elements to
    silence, and work the peace of the present, we will
    not hand a rope more; use your authority: if you
    cannot, give thanks you have lived so long, and make
    yourself ready in your cabin for the mischance of
    the hour, if it so hap. Cheerly, good hearts! Out
    of our way, I say.

    THE TEMPEST by Billy The Brummie.
     
  14. Prelude to a good run ashore in Bermadoo!

    2BM
     
  15. Cry havoc and let loose the dogs of war!
     
  16. Methinks it were a happy life to be no better than a homely swain
    to sit upon this rock as I do now and carve out dials quaintly, point to point...

    Gordon Broon impersonating King Henry VI
     
  17. 'Must I suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune'

    Seems more suited to his present condition :thumright:
     
  18. "Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more".
    ie: things are going to get sh1tty and some of you are going to die.
    Hey-ho.
     
  19. 'Get thee to a nunnery' or perhaps more topical, 'The winter of our discontent'
    :w00t:
     
  20. "Out, out, libidinous swine. And take that whore-painted strumpet with you!"
    "And what did you say to him?"
    "Say, madam? I said nothing. I just pulled up my tights and jumped out of the privy window."

    Shakespeare........


    .....or was that Edmund Blackadder?
     

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