Shakespeare re-written. (Richard III)

[BillyNoMates]

"A FINDUS FROZEN READY MEAL FOR ONE! A FINDUS FROZEN READY MEAL FOR ONE!
- MY KINGDOM FOR A FINDUS FROZEN READY MEAL FOR ONE!"

 

[trelawney126]

i doubt that the skeleton is indeed that of King Richard, rather suspect the bones belong to a Tesco Bosworth Branch employee who collected the trolleys from the chariot park. Poor sod couldn't move quick enough when Henry Tudor of Tarmac fame was contracted to re- surface the park.

 

[MG Maniac]

Closely followed by


I wish I'd never eaten that Findus Frozen ready Meal for One!