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sh1t went down at the club last night

Nastyman

Midshipman
brazenhussy said:
I said it before - i'll say it again - what a complete and utter tosser! :roll: :knob:

:rambo: Damn woman .. don't bullsh1t you were checking me out in those pictures. Guys when a ho acts like you are a piece of sh1t don't believe her. She wants my nuts and she posted this so I would notice her ass.

sh1t son Iam going to have to open a goddam sperm bank in this piece of sh1t town soon. Might as well make a couple of mil out of the genes I'm packing . Hell Just last night I had to run over some 10's in my porsh because she kept following my ass .Clung onto that damn windscreen for a couple of miles screaming my name.Broke some bones and sh1t.
 

bigbaddog

Banned
Re: sh1t went down at the club last night

Mister Myagi says:



"Wax...on --- Wax...off --- Wax...on --- F**K OFF, EAT SHIT, HAVE A HEART ATTACK AND DIE!"
 
Nastyman said:
brazenhussy said:
I said it before - i'll say it again - what a complete and utter tosser! :roll: :knob:

:rambo: Damn woman .. don't bullsh1t you were checking me out in those pictures. Guys when a ho acts like you are a piece of sh1t don't believe her. She wants my nuts and she posted this so I would notice her ass.

sh1t son Iam going to have to open a goddam sperm bank in this piece of sh1t town soon. Might as well make a couple of mil out of the genes I'm packing . Hell Just last night I had to run over some 10's in my porsh because she kept following my ass .Clung onto that damn windscreen for a couple of miles screaming my name.Broke some bones and sh1t.

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!! AS IF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
do us all a favour you pathetic small man syndromed piece of shite- and crawl back from whichever dog turd you crawled out from!!
 
Anybody thought to check Interpol or FBI files to see if any home is missing a retard?
Or even a laboratory missing an experiment.

Someone must be missing him somewhere.
 
Nastyman said:
:rambo: Damn woman .. don't bullsh1t you were checking me out in those pictures. Guys when a ho acts like you are a piece of sh1t don't believe her. She wants my nuts and she posted this so I would notice her ass.

sh1t son Iam going to have to open a goddam sperm bank in this piece of sh1t town soon. Might as well make a couple of mil out of the genes I'm packing . Hell Just last night I had to run over some 10's in my porsh because she kept following my ass .Clung onto that damn windscreen for a couple of miles screaming my name.Broke some bones and sh1t.

Translation:

:pottytrain2: Oooh, heck! . . . I know you were looking at me in my photos. Nice men when a lady isn't nice to my faeces, she doesn't mean it. She may be interested in the testicles but I am more interested in the bottom.

Faeces, young man. I am soon going to have a lot of my sperm in faeces in the place where I live. I might as well make some money out of it. Last night I had to drive away from a lady because she wanted something to do with my bottom. She kept following me and shouting, but I am not interested in the ladies. I hurt myself, and something else about faeces.
 

Ships_Cat

War Hero
Nastyman said:

Wow, that gif looks like Graham Norton on crack. "Windscreen" huh, I guess that means you're from the UK after all (a yank would have written windshield). Which means you're probably safe from the Graham Norton lookalike......for now.
 

andym

War Hero
Nastyman said:
Just last night I had to run over some 10's in my porsh


Porsh???I presume you mean Porch?You know where you sit dribbling in your rocking chair.Do us all a favour and headbutt a train,Hmmmm?Or just FUCK OFF!
 

mikh

MIA
hy the feck are we giving this guy O2. By the phots he has posted he is a member of a highschool/local college sports (swimming) team.

O2 thief tag overdue I think
 
I need your help Nastyman. Me an me mates the Ole Codgers , were dhan the town nicking sweeties from the kids, when these two old Grannies on their Zimmer frames attacked us and beat the living shit out of us, I cried that much that when i got home to me Gaff me Mum beat shit out of me again for cryin, please help me to boost my self confidence, OOPS me dad just shouted me so I`ve shit meself, hope you can help.

Big Ted.
 
Dont be so mean on the fcukwit, people like nastybumrash spread sunshine and mirth and give us able bodied people reason to laugh at gimps and spastics......oh woops...the impaired....

keep posting joey, you make me laugh............got a sister?

Editted to add, for the PC brethren amongst us spastics are now called scopers.
 
Oh come come, he is in a fantasyland of his own making, let him be :)
At least he isn't dishing out bogus advice on things that really matter ;)
 
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