Just saw this.... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1171888/Chemists-weigh-customers-want-new-counter-diet-pills.html Apparently you can now buy tablets that make you sh*t yourself skinny! These pills which have been developed for fat cnuts, have the Brucey bonus side effect of giving the users chronic wind and explosive diarrhoea ( a bit like when you've had 10 pints of Caffreys and a stone of salted peanuts. Many's the time I've had to run to the sh*tter whilst dropping my pants only to pebble dash the pan with foul smelling runny brown fecal matter after a night on the nuts and Cafferys). These pills sound fcuking quality, not only for scat merchants but also for playing practical jokes on your oppos! What can be funnier than watching your shipmate try to squeeze a fart out only for it to result in a full on follow through! Isn't technology fcuking brilliant!!