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Sex WITH a Car.

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Ermmmm - TrelawnMower,

Whilst you were long term AWOL/AOD (turning Oggies into Gold?) a similar thread ran.

Go find it and merge it - Simples.
 
Man admits 'having sex' with 1,000 cars - Telegraph

You'd have to be well rigged to get past the bend in the exhaust pipe. It would "baffle" me. Then again can't imagine being that sick.
It takes all sorts to make the world go round (and not the bend!) I think it rather touching that he can feel this way towards what many people consider an inanimate object, but is the love reciprocated? I don't think so. It's a one way relationship, so to speak. My car is important to me and is a calming space to be in and I could say I love my car but it is not an emotional love. I don't think this man knows what love is.
 
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