Sex positions!

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by Murph, Apr 18, 2011.

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  1. Me and a friend were discussing some of the weirdest places we have had sex. I said to him "Once I found a girl tied down on some train tracks. So I untied her and shagged her right next to the train tracks, we did it for about an hour.""That's amazing!" my friend replied. "Did she give you a blow job and and all that crazy shit?" I replied "Of course not! I couldn't find her head..."
  2. Necrophilia is a dying business.
  3. janner

    janner War Hero Book Reviewer

    Murph........You are JD's brother and I claim the £5

  4. No win today :)
  5. For a minute I thought you were going to say there was more than one.

  6. I need to tell you that this maskers dominant position you keep on about is covered extensively by PACE.
    Its called rape.
  7. If there were a bunch of different ways would it be called grape?
  8. I think it's called grape if the women whine.
  9. There is a street in York called Grope Lane, it's real name is Grape lane but back in the day it is where the prossies used to ply their trade, sat crossed legged on barley sacks with their price written on the bottom of their shoes.
  10. See, I knew sooner or later there would be some culture surface in York.

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