Sex Offending Former Mayor

#1
A former mayor of a Lancashire town has admitted breaking into women's homes and stealing their underwear.

BBC LINK

I don't usually go by first impressions, but looking at him my first thought would be "sex offender".
 

tuts

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#4
TattooDog said:
A former mayor of a Lancashire town has admitted breaking into women's homes and stealing their underwear.

BBC LINK

I don't usually go by first impressions, but looking at him my first thought would be "sex offender".
I would like a full on spooning session with him.
 
#5
tuts said:
TattooDog said:
A former mayor of a Lancashire town has admitted breaking into women's homes and stealing their underwear.

BBC LINK

I don't usually go by first impressions, but looking at him my first thought would be "sex offender".
I would like a full on spooning session with him.
Quality! :D Fair play to you though, if I was a kid I'd chomp on his cheesy bellend till it was nearly clean
 

tuts

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#6
JonnoJonno said:
tuts said:
TattooDog said:
A former mayor of a Lancashire town has admitted breaking into women's homes and stealing their underwear.

BBC LINK

I don't usually go by first impressions, but looking at him my first thought would be "sex offender".
I would like a full on spooning session with him.
Quality! :D Fair play to you though, if I was a kid I'd chomp on his cheesy bellend till it was nearly clean
Right, you can chomp on his not so clean nether regions until clean. After that I'll spoon him to the death! You'll just have to pretend you're a child for the time being. (shouldn't be hard)
 
#9
JonnoJonno said:
He's fit and I'm straight (I think 8O ) but all I want to do is lick his forehead and spaff on his specs
The Mayor rocks man, its that splitasre got no sense of humour.
Not only that the bitch got the video, what more does she want the greedy cnut. 8O :D :wink:
 
#10
Rumrat said:
JonnoJonno said:
He's fit and I'm straight (I think 8O ) but all I want to do is lick his forehead and spaff on his specs
The Mayor rocks man, its that splitasre got no sense of humour.
Not only that the bitch got the video, what more does she want the greedy cnut. 8O :D :wink:
You can't even lick a school girls's bum in exchange for a haribo these days. It's an outrage.
 
#11
JonnoJonno said:
Rumrat said:
JonnoJonno said:
He's fit and I'm straight (I think 8O ) but all I want to do is lick his forehead and spaff on his specs
The Mayor rocks man, its that splitasre got no sense of humour.
Not only that the bitch got the video, what more does she want the greedy cnut. 8O :D :wink:
You can't even lick a school girls's bum in exchange for a haribo these days. It's an outrage.
Political correctness at its very worse.
I have been cautioned by the local police that my 14/16 year old creche is in fact to stop immediately and I may no longer spank them for being naughty and they are responsible now for changing their own soiled underwear.
 

Blackrat

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#12
JonnoJonno said:
You can't even lick a school girls's bum in exchange for a haribo these days. It's an outrage.
You can if it's a packet of sour mix. The little minxes love that fizzy in the mouth action.
 
#15
Blackrat said:
JonnoJonno said:
You can't even lick a school girls's bum in exchange for a haribo these days. It's an outrage.
You can if it's a packet of sour mix. The little minxes love that fizzy in the mouth action.
Cheers for the heads up; saves trying to find Sherbet Dib Dabs for the stubborn ones I suppose.
 

pugfrom83

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#16
JonnoJonno said:
Blackrat said:
JonnoJonno said:
You can't even lick a school girls's bum in exchange for a haribo these days. It's an outrage.
You can if it's a packet of sour mix. The little minxes love that fizzy in the mouth action.
Cheers for the heads up; saves trying to find Sherbet Dib Dabs for the stubborn ones I suppose.
I find Rohypnol generally works on those. Mind you, then they forget to do their homework as well !!
 
#17
Rumrat said:
JonnoJonno said:
Rumrat said:
JonnoJonno said:
He's fit and I'm straight (I think 8O ) but all I want to do is lick his forehead and spaff on his specs
The Mayor rocks man, its that splitasre got no sense of humour.
Not only that the bitch got the video, what more does she want the greedy cnut. 8O :D :wink:
You can't even lick a school girls's bum in exchange for a haribo these days. It's an outrage.
Political correctness at its very worse.
I have been cautioned by the local police that my 14/16 year old creche is in fact to stop immediately and I may no longer spank them for being naughty and they are responsible now for changing their own soiled underwear.
I have always found that changing there soiled underwear is always more justifiable if you caused them to soil it in the first place
 
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