Sex offenders 'serving in forces'

#4
Why not in the forces.

We have loads in civvie street. :? :?

Goes without saying they should be employed to check the hull when under way!!!!
 
#5
Frankly I have never fancied a bike. The one I have has probably done more damage than good and I'm more than please to trowel myself off it!
 
#7
most airborne soldiers,
i heard a bunch of meat n veg, went on the piss brought a tramp back, shit shower n shaved him gave him a good feed frm the scoff house then bout ten of em went thru him then kicked him off camp
 
#8
I had sex with a bike, big deal.
L/WTR Sally g****** on the playing fields of Terror Barracks,
then "Rode" a red devil back to the dockyard.
 
#11
There but for the grace of God. 8O
Underage sex, yes. (We both were.)
Viewing bestiality flicks .....er the Chefs at Condor made me, honest Your Honour.
Indecent exposure (Mooning and various down trousers incidents) and numerous other offences to be taken into consideration. :wink:
 
#12
NZ_Bootneck said:
There but for the grace of God. 8O
Underage sex, yes. (We both were.)
Viewing bestiality flicks .....er the Chefs at Condor made me, honest Your Honour.
Indecent exposure (Mooning and various down trousers incidents) and numerous other offences to be taken into consideration. :wink:
They used to have adds on the telly years ago about Arbroath,

Someone would sniff deeply and say,

AHHHHHH Condor.

It must have been the smell of the "Heads" 8)
 
#13
A bit harsh being placed on the sex offenders register for having consensual sex with a bicycle in the privacy of your own room! Was the bike under age?
 
#14
Rumrat said:
NZ_Bootneck said:
There but for the grace of God. 8O
Underage sex, yes. (We both were.)
Viewing bestiality flicks .....er the Chefs at Condor made me, honest Your Honour.
Indecent exposure (Mooning and various down trousers incidents) and numerous other offences to be taken into consideration. :wink:
They used to have adds on the telly years ago about Arbroath,

Someone would sniff deeply and say,

AHHHHHH Condor.

It must have been the smell of the "Heads" 8)
Nah, more likely the smell of the Smokies, smally smoked haddock for which Arbroath is 'in'famous, or could have been the fishy odour from The Arbroath Academy for Fallen Women and Loose Lassies. :wink: Other wise known as the Golden Quaich.
 

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#15
ob1983 said:
most airborne soldiers,
i heard a bunch of meat n veg, went on the piss brought a tramp back, shit shower n shaved him gave him a good feed frm the scoff house then bout ten of em went thru him then kicked him off camp
Not another illegal coming on here spouting off in his own language! If Radio Azerbaijan doesn't want to listen, why should we?
 
#16
NZ_Bootneck said:
Rumrat said:
NZ_Bootneck said:
There but for the grace of God. 8O
Underage sex, yes. (We both were.)
Viewing bestiality flicks .....er the Chefs at Condor made me, honest Your Honour.
Indecent exposure (Mooning and various down trousers incidents) and numerous other offences to be taken into consideration. :wink:
They used to have adds on the telly years ago about Arbroath,

Someone would sniff deeply and say,

AHHHHHH Condor.

It must have been the smell of the "Heads" 8)
Nah, more likely the smell of the Smokies, smally smoked haddock for which Arbroath is 'in'famous, or could have been the fishy odour from The Arbroath Academy for Fallen Women and Loose Lassies. :wink: Other wise known as the Golden Quaich.
Do you not remember the old "Condor" pipe tobacco adds in the days when it was still PC to advertise Baccy
 
#17
Rumrat said:
NZ_Bootneck said:
Rumrat said:
NZ_Bootneck said:
There but for the grace of God. 8O
Underage sex, yes. (We both were.)
Viewing bestiality flicks .....er the Chefs at Condor made me, honest Your Honour.
Indecent exposure (Mooning and various down trousers incidents) and numerous other offences to be taken into consideration. :wink:
They used to have adds on the telly years ago about Arbroath,

Someone would sniff deeply and say,

AHHHHHH Condor.

It must have been the smell of the "Heads" 8)
Nah, more likely the smell of the Smokies, smally smoked haddock for which Arbroath is 'in'famous, or could have been the fishy odour from The Arbroath Academy for Fallen Women and Loose Lassies. :wink: Other wise known as the Golden Quaich.
Do you not remember the old "Condor" pipe tobacco adds in the days when it was still PC to advertise Baccy
Aye, guilty as charged. :oops:

Mental image of knitting pattern male model of the late '60s stepping out of an MG, pipe in gob and looking suave and sophistocated in his tweed jacket with leather patches on elbows as deep voiced male intones "AHhhhhhhhhh CONDOR!!!", put me off pipe smoking for life! :lol:
 
#20
I wanted to put my name on the sex offenders list, but its so long I wont bother ,there's not much chance of me getting any.
 

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