Seven wise men

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  1. Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
    created a pussy to their design.
    First was a butcher,
    with smart wit,
    using a knife, he gave it a slit

    Second was a carpenter,
    strong and bold,
    with a hammer and chisel,
    he gave it a hole,

    Third was a tailor,
    tall and thin,
    by using red velvet,
    he lined it within,

    Fourth was a hunter,
    short and stout,
    with a piece of fox fur,
    he lined it without,

    Fifth was a fisherman,
    nasty as hell,
    threw in a fish and gave it a smell,

    Sixth was a preacher,
    whose name was McGee,
    he touched it and blessed it,
    and said it could pee,

    Last was a sailor,
    dirty little runt,
    he sucked it and fucked it,
    and called it a ****.
  2. :bball: ANOTHER CRACKER

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