Seriously..would you?

Blackrat

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#2
Fuck me. What a pair of ugly cunts. That geezer looks like Paul O'Grady with his wig off. As for the howler on the left, i would rather have intercourse with the corpse of Rasputin.
 
#7
'She pinned him against the wall, tearing at his lusty manhood, while he cried,'No,No, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO'...... or something to that effect.

He took his kit off expecting a free MOT and got bitten.A week after she thumped him.Slight clue there.:twisted:
FFS.Is he a man or a mouse ?
If you canna swim, stay out of the water.
 
#8
Aye rod-gearing is correct; so none of you apart from rod and I have ever put up a phot on the gronk-board of a conquest that makes Sinead look like a godess?
 
#12
I think my brother once mentioned he's into the rough suff! Just bandage up, come back a few days later with jump leads and a car battery then see how hungry the orca is for a bit of free willy once she's had a few dozen volts toastin her manly nipples!?
Make-up sex is supposed to be better! :hump:
 

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