Seriously..would you?

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  1. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Fuck me. What a pair of ugly cunts. That geezer looks like Paul O'Grady with his wig off. As for the howler on the left, i would rather have intercourse with the corpse of Rasputin.
  2. Nah nah not for me ugly fuckers jeeeeeesus

  3. The light switch would be a great sex aid in her case.
  4. You can see why "HE" was the victim...

    I didn't think Narwhals came inland.
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  5. Any port in a storm as we used to say in the old days.
    Youngsters these days have no sense of adventure.
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  6. 'She pinned him against the wall, tearing at his lusty manhood, while he cried,'No,No, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO'...... or something to that effect.

    He took his kit off expecting a free MOT and got bitten.A week after she thumped him.Slight clue there.:twisted:
    FFS.Is he a man or a mouse ?
    If you canna swim, stay out of the water.
  7. Aye rod-gearing is correct; so none of you apart from rod and I have ever put up a phot on the gronk-board of a conquest that makes Sinead look like a godess?
  8. I deny any and all knowledge and you can't prove nuffink.
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  9. It's not what Manky Maureen in the RA says.
  10. The wimmin in the RA used to put zap stickers on their victims, not the other way around.
  11. I think my brother once mentioned he's into the rough suff! Just bandage up, come back a few days later with jump leads and a car battery then see how hungry the orca is for a bit of free willy once she's had a few dozen volts toastin her manly nipples!?
    Make-up sex is supposed to be better! :hump:

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