Semen good for women's health - Alas it's a DM article...

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angrydoc

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Beezer.

Only problem is that the Daily Mail's scientific integrity is lower than the NSPCC's opinion of Jimmy Savile. It is unable to get any health reporting facts correct and sensationalises one-off bad studies therefore simply confusing people.

Having said that, I'll happily take part in a randomised controlled trial into this topic (not that Mrs AD would permit it).


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Rachelthree

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So he wasn't lying, shit.

All works well unless he is riddled, encouraging people to guzzle it down instead of keep it wrapped (unless in a monogonous long term relationships etc) is fearless. Or don't wrap it just use the boob landing pad instead.
 

Guzzler

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So he wasn't lying, shit.

All works well unless he is riddled, encouraging people to guzzle it down instead of keep it wrapped (unless in a monogonous long term relationships etc) is fearless. Or don't wrap it just use the boob landing pad instead.
What? Maybe an age thing, but I didn't get a word of that.
 

exJenny

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Nope I'm not having it. It was in the DM. I'm not falling for it.


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Rachelthree

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What? Maybe an age thing, but I didn't get a word of that.
I've been on the decongestants, sent me a bit buzzin' and evidently making no sense, as usual :p

The article alludes that swallowing a gentlemans relish is good for you, however with all this 'casual sex' and such amongst the youth of today; not a safe message as swallowing it will spread STI's and all sorts. If you're with someone long term its a different ball game but I am sure for these promiscuous ladies they won't feel so lifted in mood in line at the clinic to be swabbed. Therefore always wrap it up or use the breast area for emissions, not orifices. I should promote safe sex and all dat.
 

exJenny

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It explains why married women are so fecking miserable though.


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sgtpepperband

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The ones that I shot in the face with my bollock custard were anything but miserable (until I wiped my yoghurt rifle on their curtains...) :shock:
 
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angrydoc

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It is unusual for STIs to be conferred by oral sex. Possible, but unusual.


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Blackrat

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Daily Mail or not, i'm using this info and opening a clinic.

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Sharkey

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It is unusual for STIs to be conferred by oral sex. Possible, but unusual.


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As the old joke goes, Doc. I'm sorry to tell you, you've got gonorrhea
Lad. well I must have caught it off a toilet seat
Doc, well you must have been chewing it then cos it in your gums
 

BillyNoMates

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"Diazasperm" "Co-cumdamol" "Fanny batter blockers"

The drug companies are missing out on some brand names here.

 
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