Selection 21

The_Caretaker

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A. A cherry float.

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A. Beat IT - we're closed.

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A. To find a tight seal.

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A. Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

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A. He keeps it in Olive Oyl.

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A. One is an African lion and the other is a lion African!

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A. Tiger Woods had a better driver!

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A: Because there is no piece in the middle east!

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A. 68; at 69 you have to turn around.

Q. What's the ultimate rejection?
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A. Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

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A. Dill-dough

Q. Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants?
A. He heard the snow blower coming.

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A: She's withholding evidence

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A. You can sleep with a light on.

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A. You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.

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A. Their balls are just for decoration.

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A. God doesn't think he's a lawyer.

Q. Why is divorce so expensive?
A. Because it's worth it

Q. What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?
A. A dictator

Q. What do you get when you cross a pickle and a deer?
A. A dildo
 
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