Seaman Specialist

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  1. Could anyone tell me what type of ships a seaman specialist can serve on. Got my interview this week I though it would be good to know.
     
  2. Sorry, this has just got to be a bite FFS
     
  3. exactly what i thought
     
  4. Hardships, Directorships and Lightships.
     
  5. Grey ones.
     
  6. Not necessarily:

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  7. do you know what a seaman specialist does?
     
  8. I had a Seaman Specialist dose once, wasn't pretty, had to take anti-biotics for weeks.
     
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  10. They do a bit of this...
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  11. Most seamen serve in RNDQ Portsmouth.
    The latest in a round of swaps within the armed forces to allow an insight into how the other half lives.
    Since the Fleet Air Arm swapped with the Submarine service, things have however gone a little astray. There have been several sightings of low flying trident submarines over faslane, with reports coming in of harrier jump jets appearing from out the sea off the coast of lee on Solvent. It was "Solent" in the old days until it started falling apart.
    Measures are now in place to correct the anomalies, and normal service will be resumed as soon as the S and S department can be recalled from Bastion where they are attempting to smother the Taliban with the worlds biggest portion of sh1t on a raft.
    Hope this helps.

    PS If anyone has any information as to the whereabouts of the British army could they please phone the MOD with the information as they are needed again quite urgently.

    Anyone knowing the whereabouts of the RAF keep it to yourself.
     
  12. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Without wishing to sound disrespectful or rude, can i answer your question with a question? Good.

    Are you retarded?
     
  13. But Blackrat, poppet, disrespectful and rude is what you do best. Please keep it up.
     
  14. :laughing3:
     
  15. Ha ha, I love this pernod kid. Gonna go far.
     
  16. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    My dear RC. I'm only rude and disrespectful to utter cretins and i'm not sure if this fellow falls into this group yet. If i was 100% convinced of his fuckwittery, the question would have been phrased thusly:

    "Are you fucking retarded or just a skip licking fuckwitt? If you are the result of the winning sperm, one wonders what the losers were like"

    D'you see?
     
  17. Silly me! Thanks for putting me on the right path. I shall remember that with idiot clients in the future. You do have a fine turn of phrase.
     
  18. Well shippers, I can't say too much, NDA and all, but Seamen Specs serve on Seaman ships, with loads and loads of other Seaman types. Of course with so many Seamen there has to be a fair few Sea Women so stand by.
     

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