Scunch or Fold

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  1. I have just seen an advert for Andrex on the box asking the general population if they Scrunch or Fold, I appreciate they are trying to sell more bog rolls but FFS So the question is then how do you wipe you arse???????????????
  2. With a Swans neck
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  3. You keep swans as well then??
  4. I was asked this at Morrisons by the checkout gronk last week.

    When I looked completely blank she she said, "It's on telly."

    I wasn't even buying Andrex FFS :eh:
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  5. She wanted you to shit on her chest...
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  6. Grab a handful of my oppos bunk curtain...

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  7. Well... she didn't sound German, but she had little toothbrush moustache.

    You may be on to something there.
  8. With next doors cat, it shits in my garden so seems fair enough to me.
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  9. ...sounds like you may be.

    I've got a glass-topped coffee table going for £15.

    £17 to you.
  10. I've got three :tongue3:
  11. I'm assuming, the way this has gone, you mean a Dirty Sanchez?

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