Scouting for Boys

Discussion in 'Diamond Lil's' started by sgtpepperband, May 12, 2007.

Welcome to the Navy Net aka Rum Ration

The UK's largest and busiest UNofficial RN website.

The heart of the site is the forum area, including:

  1. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

  2. Rub two boy scouts together to start a fire.
     
  3. silverfox

    silverfox War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    I thought they were meant for getting the stones out of horse's hooves?
     
  4. ermmmmmmmmmmm
    .. well nothing realy to be said.. apart from .... ooooh matron...
     
  5. SF that's a Swiss Army Knife! Was that invented in 1908???
     
  6. I think that the title is correct. Baden Powell life has been examined and he certainly had a leaning towards young boys/men.
    However the Scouting movement he started was an extremely good thing. He however got the idea from the founder of the Boys Brigade.
     
  7. silverfox

    silverfox War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Oh I see... thanks for that pinta, no wonder they always look upset....
     
  8. Being a Scout Leader at the moment and having read the book, I can assure you if it were written today it would never be published and the author would face some fairly tough questions from the police as to why, and this is a direct quote, "I would spend days out in the woods with one or two of the local boys"

    8O 8O
     
  9. Caption competition?
     
  10. Perhaps an updated version could be a tale to be told in ?
     
  11. silverfox

    silverfox War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    because the answer that he desired to violate their pubescent little rickers would not be well received. Presumably. Now if he were a member of the Catholic Church...
     
  12. Of course he would take two. The Scout motto is "Be Prepared". What if one of them split!
     

  13. Justin had the uncomfortable feeling he would be sat on that later.
     
  14. silverfox

    silverfox War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    While Justin was proud of his own staff, it was not nearly as thick as his Scout Leader's
     
  15. Not only had his anus failed to return to its original size, it had also moved to the small of his back!
     
  16. The Girl Guides then gave the 3 fingered salute 8O :p
     
  17. Read the Baden-Powell thriller...he dies in the end.
    Currently immersed in this best seller. :?

    [​IMG]
     
  18. Get me another young boy this ones broken :lol:
     
  19.  
  20. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Small boys should be obscene and not heard... :wink:
     

Share This Page