Scouse vasectomy

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After having their 11th child, a Liverpool couple decided that was
enough, as the social wouldn't buy them a bigger bed and they weren't
strong enough to nick one.

The husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't
want to have any more children.

The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would
fix the problem but it was expensive.

A less costly alternative was to go home, get a firework, light it, put
it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.


The Scouser said to the doctor, 'I may not be the smartest guy in the
world, but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my
ear is going to help me.'

'Trust me, it will do the job', said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can. He held
the can up to his ear and began to count: '1, 2, 3, 4, 5,' at which
point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs so he could

continue counting on his other hand.

This procedure also works in Middlesbrough, Hull , parts of Bradford,
Wales and anywhere in Ireland



 
#2
Does it have to be a beer can, or could you use a coke can?
Could I you count in French or German? or does it have to be English?
Why doesn't it work in any areas you haven't listed?

P.S. Whats a vasectomy, is it an animal, or some exotic vegetable?
 

Ageing_Gracefully

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Does it have to be a beer can, or could you use a coke can?
Could I you count in French or German? or does it have to be English?
Why doesn't it work in any areas you haven't listed?

P.S. Whats a vasectomy, is it an animal, or some exotic vegetable?
Questions, questions,questions - always questions, never the solution :)
 
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