scottyboy saying hi

Discussion in 'Joining Up - Royal Navy Recruiting' started by scottyboy, Jan 20, 2009.

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  1. alright guys

    just wanted to say a quick hi. hoping to join as an MCD soon, applying this week hopefully. all help and tips welcome!!
  2. Hello and welcome

    Don't eat yellow snow
  3. Hello and welcome.

    Never believe anything a woman tells you, unless its your mum.
  4. Hi Scottyboy and welcome.

    This link should answer most questions you have.


  5. Heres a tip.

    Put your self inside a giant ice cube and terminate your brain for the next 18 months as it will probably take you longer than that to join as a MCD.

    Not that you 'WILL' join once you've waited this long, but you have a chance!
  6. Hi,

    Do not remove contact lenses immediately after eating Pickled Onion Monster Munch.
  7. Ninja_Stoker

    Ninja_Stoker War Hero Moderator


    Always wash your hands before you have a pee if you've been using 'Deep Heat' cream.
  8. Remember. Items may appear more attractive, through beer goggles, than they actually are.

    What's with the random advice?
  9. jesus ******* christ alive, did you even bother to read the first guy's post? I hope to god you're one day hoping to apply to the RN as ballast, because if you can't read that's all you'll be good for.
  10. Always have a pee in your wet suit :roll: :roll: to keep warm ,whilst waiting for the SAR to pick you up :wink: on exersise :wink: Tim but Dim :lol: :lol: is back!!!
  11. Also, hi scottyboy.

    As for tips: buy low, sell high.
  12. :lol:
  13. Ninja_Stoker

    Ninja_Stoker War Hero Moderator

    ...but not if you are wearing a dry-suit.

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