Was going to put this in Current Affairs or News but then thought better of it. If Scotland gains its independence as a result of the upcoming referendum, the remainder of the UK will be known as the "Former United Kingdom" (FUK). In a bid to discourage the Scots from voting "yes" the English government has begun a compaign with the slogan "Vote NO for FUK's sake." They feel that Scottish voters will warm to this. (Diving for cover ... now.)